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    "Marry Henry - destination wedding. Combine all of our names so paperwork is a fucking nightmare." Henry stares at him and Pez rolls the dice, and-

    "Congratulations to Alex and Henry Claremont-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen," he says with a bright grin, and Alex punches the air and makes a 'whooping' noise. "Your wedding is attended by the Beckhams, the President, and several key members of congress. Henry is very gentle on your wedding night." Henry is going to fucking kill Pez.
     
    "Fucking sweet," Alex says, because Henry is apparently the only one here trying not to have a coronary about all of this.

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    It had just been a party game, except now Henry is in way over his head.

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    15 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    When Henry was born, a reptile rescue in Australia named a baby crocodile after him. They even send him updates every year for his birthday.

    This is the story of how, after twenty-seven years, Henry the Prince finally met Henry the Crocodile.

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    09 Jun 2021

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    Red White and Royal Blue AU.

    David Rose, First Son of the United States, hates Patrick Brewer, First Son of Canada. That gets him into some trouble - and then a lot of trouble.

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    07 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    “Hey,” he offers David a smile. “Same as yesterday?”

    He gets a pressed smile in return, like he wasn’t expecting Patrick to remember him. “Yeah, it’s—”

    “Caramel macchiato, skim, two sweeteners and a sprinkle of cocoa powder,” Patrick recites as he makes his way behind the counter. He picks up a paper cup. “It’s not that complicated.”

    David gives him an unamused look. “My accommodations don’t have a coffee maker,” he offers. “Or an espresso machine. Just a plug-in kettle.”

    Patrick gives a low whistle as he preps an espresso shot. “Must be rough.”

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    A story about sweet caffeine, starting new, and falling in love slowly.

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    24 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    Business manager required to help set up small bakery/deli in central Elm Falls
    Experience in food service would be beneficial but not necessary
    40 hours p/w
    Salary negotiable

    The advert had been small, tucked into the corner of the classifieds page of a local newspaper. A small business getting off the ground. It was a jigsaw piece Patrick knew he could be, something that could fit here, in his new life.

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    Or: David and Stevie are starting over. Patrick knows something about that.

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    12 May 2021