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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Patrick is starting his second beer when he sees a striking man moving around the bar. To Patrick, he looks kind of like a wild animal. Lean and dark. Barely contained, like something that vibrates against the restraints of polite society. The thought makes Patrick catch his breath. Damn. And that song, good lord, it’s like he came with a soundtrack or something. Patrick can’t stop staring. He is fucking gorgeous.

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    15 Feb 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    “You’ve seen Beauty and the Beast, David.” Alexis is trimming her nails again. They seem to be growing faster than usual, like David’s hair, which is a thing he is not going to dwell on.

    “The Emma Watson vehicle?”

    Stevie scoffs. “Are you claiming to have never seen the original Disney masterpiece?”

    “Okay, excuse me for not remembering an early 90s cartoon like some kind of manual for living or something—”

    “Anyways, this is that. You’re trapped in an enchantment of your own screw-ups. Congratulations.” Stevie throws her hands wide like some bastardization of jazz hands.

    “Wait—am I Dan Stevens in this situation? Because that’s not going to work. Like, at all.”

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    15 Feb 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    [Artwork|| Description: Ronnie Lee sippin' and judgin']

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    03 Feb 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    "Um, in other news, I recently discovered that I'm allergic to pitted fruits."

    Or, David has a reaction and handles it about as well as you'd think.

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    03 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    David can’t keep from smiling at the look on his sister’s face, radiant and beaming through what is sure to be the best day of her life so far. Even if the man who is partially responsible for this day is a show-off. And insufferably smug. And unassumingly sexy. And unbearably gorgeous. And David hates him. Or he hates that he loves him. He’s never known for sure.

    David Rose, former figure skater turned coach wrestles with the realization that he still carries a torch for his ex-boyfriend, former hockey player Patrick Brewer, during the Olympic Winter Games. Spoiler alert, he's not the only one who isn't over it. A Schitt's Creek Winter Olympics AU.

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    03 Feb 2020