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    “I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.

    “What,” Natasha said.

    “What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.

    “Steve, no,” Clint groaned.

    Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.

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    Eight day old infants aren't exactly going to have a coherent picture of their home world or culture if they are abruptly separated from it and grow up on another planet entirely - no matter HOW magnificent their minds are. Thus, Megamind feels he can't be entirely at fault when he only now starts to piece together the ghosts of his past, and how it connects him to his enemy. A Hero abuses his X-Ray Vision, sees something he shouldn't, and feels obligated to make amends; and triggers a domino effect of discovery that leaves the both reeling.

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    03 Jul 2018

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    He sees Sam and immediately starts laughing. It’s a hoarse thing, a rusty chuckle. Really, it sounds kind of maniacal, like an old, tarnished jack-in-the-box that can’t play its tune correctly. Sam should run. He knows he should just turn around and leave. The world’s most deadly assassin is pointing a gun at him and laughing.

    But Sam Wilson has always been an adrenaline junkie.

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    30 Jun 2017

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    Sam tried to hide his words, because every time he showed them someone couldn't help but make a comment about it. Including that hot jogger who runs past him every morning. He ignored it like every other time, resigning himself to the fact that he might never meet his real soulmate.

    Steve waited for decades for his soulmate, and couldn't believe it when he found him on a jog of all things. But Sam doesn't seem to share his enthusiasm at the discovery. It was almost as if he didn't realise that they were meant for each other.

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    25 May 2017