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    These are the adventures of the Potter twins, Harry and Chrysanthemum, as they discover a world of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. These are the stories of Harry flying on things, and Chrys drawing them.

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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    (n.) A homesickness for a home to which you cannot return or a home which maybe never was.
    What if home is a person you haven't met yet?

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    17 Jul 2020

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    When Bilbo agreed on a trip to Erebor to clear up the last of his mother's estate, what he didn't count on was falling in love with its gorgeous landscape, the fiercely proud people, and yes, the delicious food. Now if only he could figure out why everyone was acting so strangely around his neighbours...

    (This work is complete and the last chapter will be up on May 23rd!)

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    26 May 2020

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    Different diagnostic results slowly trickled through and Thorin swiped them all to different corners of the screen depending on their relevance and evidence of abnormality. He paused when a particular chart appeared and smiled to himself.

    “What?” Bilbo murmured, sounding genuinely worried.

    “Your heterochromia,” Thorin explained, meeting Bilbo’s green and blue gaze. “The irregular algorithm that causes it has been running for almost half a century.”

    “Most mechatronics offer to fix it for me,” Bilbo said, looking away, seeming suddenly self-conscious.

    “Then they’re idiots.”

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    09 Dec 2019

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    28 Oct 2019

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    Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.

    The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.

    Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"

    "He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."

    "But Potter, really?" said Severus.

    "He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."

    Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."

    "Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.

    (Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)

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    09 Oct 2019