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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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    23 Feb 2021

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    “No, you’ve been too nice to me, Malfoy, and I really must insist you stop—”

    “That’s ridiculous Granger, I haven’t been any nicer than you’ve been to me.”

    “Yes, well, perhaps quantitatively we’ve been fairly evenly matched, but you’ve deviated far further from your mean level of expected niceness than I have—”

    ***As Head Girl Hermione Granger and Head Boy Draco Malfoy wage an escalating war of aggressive acts of kindness, will it spell ruin ... or romance? 🧐***

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    20 Feb 2021

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    And just when she was getting some serious attention from the teachers at the start of the last, pivotal year of school, he came along with his effortless perfection. She hated him.

    Right up until she met him, that is.

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    The flowers that bedeck her skin don’t lie—ballet dancer Rey is in love with her partner, Ben. But the years go by and his skin stays resolutely, devastatingly blank.

    He doesn’t love her. But when his hands are on her body, she can pretend.

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    14 Jan 2021

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    “He thinks I became an Alpha to spite him," Ben says, sighing bitterly. "Like it was a choice I made with him in mind.”

    Rey’s eyes feel like they’re going to pop out of her head.

    “What the fuck,” she breathes out, staring sightlessly down at her keyboard. “What the fuck.”


    Or: Rey overhears a conversation in the science library and conveniently forgets that fraternities are a thing.

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    28 Dec 2020

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    In which Abby expects to wake up on Christmas morning in Harper’s childhood bedroom with her, but instead finds herself alone in the basement on December 24th, caught in a time loop.

    She’s forced to relive one of the most painful day of her life over and over again and this is exactly why she avoids Christmas!

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    16 Dec 2020