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Science Team, Cubed by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half-Life, Transformers - All Media Types
15 Oct 2020
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Gordon Freeman is a robot. He is also currently drunk. He is also also talking about sports.
Great experience.Series
- Part 2 of Benrey dates a car
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Lost in the sauce by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong, Half-Life, HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
01 Sep 2020
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Benrey was in the middle of playing Skate 3 when his phone rang. It was a busted old thing, with cracks running through the screen from the amount of times they’d dropped it, but it still reliably blared his tinny Toxic ringtone whenever anyone deigned to contact him. Which was usually either his manager to tell him they weren’t needed on that day, their landlord to give them a final-final-final warning about the noise complaints she’d received, or one of his friends telling them to pick up the booze for whatever party was going on that night.
There was the fourth kind of call, though. And that was usually when NOT TOMMY flashed up on caller ID.
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i am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom, Transformers - All Media Types
27 Aug 2020
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Benrey gets a car.
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- Part 1 of Benrey dates a car
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Strong Anthropic Principle by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Half-Life, HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
20 Aug 2020
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Gordon didn't expect to wake up at all, let alone to four Cybertronians trying to steal his fuel pump.
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Almost titled transformers but the AI is self aware. No TF knowledge is really needed, it's just the hlvrai cast but robots.
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I can’t ignore what’s under dance floorboards, the rhythm of my heart a dead-as-disco beat by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: Half-Life, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
18 Aug 2020
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Gordon has a strange friend.
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- Part 2 of Great Friends
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Benrey dates a car by asinineAbbreviations
Fandom: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half-Life, HLVRAI - Fandom, Transformers - All Media Types
15 Oct 2020
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Great Friends by asinineAbbreviations
Fandom: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half-Life, Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
18 Aug 2020
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Yuugi loses the final duel against Atem. Now Atem must haunt the puzzle eternally... or find someone to beat him at a game. Literally any game. This is harder than it sounds, but luckily all his friends are happy to help.
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25 Jan 2021
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The Hobbit: A Suicidal Journey by vividpast
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Mar 2020
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Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.
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19 Jan 2021
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All Fun and Games (Until Someone Loses A Soul) by Misfit_McCoward
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2020
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The summer he turns ten, Harry gets new neighbors. They are very weird, the Dursleys are VERY scandalized, and Harry has the greatest year ever.
OR: Bakura and the Ishtars try to have normal, non-criminal lives in a new country and fail.
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16 Jan 2021
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I'll Move Mountains by Dhas
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra
01 Dec 2020
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Long ago, before the dawn of quirks, legends spoke of a master of four elements bringing harmony to the world. But everyone knows that the Avatar is just a folktale, a funny precursor to the quirked world. Still, every once in a while someone is born with a pure elemental quirk. Rare as they are, elemental quirks are powerful. The waterbending hero, Backdraft. The firebender, Endeavor. Yet their powers are a work of genetics, not a spiritual gift like true benders.
But what if the Avatar is more than a legend?
Destiny has a way of bringing the right people together. Toph Beifong is born with an earth quirk. From a young age, she’s discouraged from ever using it, until she meets an airbender named Inasa that tells her they could be heroes.
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- Part 1 of Toph Punches Harder than You
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15 Jan 2021
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A chance encounter with a stranger at a low budget play in the Lower Ring kicks off a friendship that changes the course of Zuko's destiny.
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15 Jan 2021