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    A compilation of all the stories in my Murphonty 'Stories From The Promised Land' Verse.

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    It’s not that Grantaire meant to say it. He had been so taken aback by Enjolras actually asking him for something that the words had just sprung unbidden from his mouth, like a fountain of poorly thought out word choices. “Anything,” he said, “I’ll black your boots.”

    Enjolras, in surprisingly cheerful form had snorted and said, “I doubt you have shoe polish in your bag.”

    Which was fine, actually friendly for the two of them, and then Grantaire had promptly ruined it by letting his mouth flap without his brain’s input again. With a frankly lascivious wink he said, “I’ve been told I’m pretty good with my mouth.”
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    kinktober filth because this line has been haunting me for years

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    20 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Comeferre’s older brother – older step-brother – is standing over a rose bush just set in Comebferre’s mother’s garden. He’s holding a shovel in mud-streaked hands and sweat blooms through his shirt between his shoulder blades. It’s been unseasonably hot for May.

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    Enjolras comes home from college for the summer and meets Combeferre's older step-brother, Grantaire, and develops a not-so-innocent crush.

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    01 Mar 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    “I’ve got to be honest, everything inside of me wants to run back to Calais.”

    “Everything?”

    “It is good to see you, ange,” Grantaire’s face softens a little. Enjolras exhales, relieved. “All the wild drinking going on around me isn’t doing much good for me or my state of mind though.”

    “Enjolras!” Bossuet comes up beside him, Joly trailing one step behind, “Did you hear Ferre is now just behind your father in the polls? The time? Near. The blood in my veins? Stirred. My dick? Also sti- Oh, hello, who is this?”

    Enjolras looks at Grantaire, unsure what to say. What does R want him to say?

    a.k.a. Grantaire and Enjolras are out of prison - and now?

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    27 Feb 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    A sharp click of an annoyed tongue, as the guard gestures towards the uniform meaningfully. Right, he is a prisoner. It doesn’t take long to change into the offensive garment, but his body does not settle into it well. Never one for heavy-handed metaphors, he has to admit that it feels like a prison all of its own, tight in all the wrong places and marking him as a penalized man. They don’t shave his head, contrary to all the horror stories he has heard about the French prison system. He supposes it would not matter on an aesthetic level. When has Enjolras ever cared about his physical appearance? But the indignity of it, the choice being taken out of his hands - that would have stung.

    a.k.a. Enjolras lands in Prison and tries to deal the AU

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    27 Feb 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Wherein we all find out just how mean Enjolras can be.

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    21 Feb 2019

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