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    Good Omens!AU. Mycroft trades favours and requests that Lestrade keep an eye out for his current vessel's little brother. Lestrade begins to suspect that having to babysit the impossible Sherlock Holmes is all just a new stage in the technical if highly one-sided war that he's been waging against Mycroft's influence, an opening salvo from Mycroft against his sanity, maybe.

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    "Well. I'm flattered and insulted. Just another afternoon with Mycroft Holmes."

    "I do so like to be consistent."

    There were any number of reasons why this was a terrible idea—not the least of which was that Mycroft seemed to think that making Greg angry amounted to a sort of charm.

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    25 Jul 2020

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    In which Sherlock watches porn in secret and John catches him at it.

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    02 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    “You have got to be kidding me.”
    “No,” John said, and there was regret in his voice. “I am certainly not, Greg.”
    “So basically,” Greg said, needing to summarise it all, “You’re telling me the guy I’m interested in is probably interested back, and in order to stop him getting so depressed he contemplates killing himself I should go along with his brain and pretend we’re together for the foreseeable future until his brain realises he’s wrong and he gets so embarrassed we never see each other again.”
    John paused, considering Greg’s words. “Well, yeah, kind of,” he answered eventually.
    “I do not have a choice in this, do I?”
    “I don’t really think so, no,” John replied. “I know, it’s weird and shit and just…weird.”

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    01 Jul 2020

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    “What the fuck are you doing, Lestrade?” Greg muttered to himself.
    It had seemed like a good idea, standing a bit drunk and a bit lonely and quite horny at a Christmas party. Now, stone cold sober, standing in Mycroft’s powder room with carte blanche to use a box of toys as he tried to make Mycroft Holmes beg, things were a little more daunting. The idea was arousing, of course, but the reality…

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    28 Jun 2020