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    Tommy is an aspiring hero in a city full of the most powerful heroes. He's not well liked by the civilians and other heroes - more importantly, the police force, who is after him any chance they get. Despite the constant criticism, he tries his best to help.

    After a battle with the Pyromanic Sapnap went wrong, he met some of his favorite heroes - the Sleepy Bois Inc, the most powerful in the city - no, the world. He'd looked up to them since he was small (er, smaller).

    "What the fuck kind of name is Wife Haver, anyways?"

    Clearly, the adoration was not mutual.

    NOTE: look for updates on tuesdays ! (or realistically Wednesday at 2-6 am (est time)

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    25 Jul 2021

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    The kid looks up at him with tears in his eyes, sniffling and seeming to be waiting for something, and Technoblade falters a bit when he sees how blue those eyes are. They remind him of Phil’s eyes, almost. It’s strangely endearing.

    Technoblade tilts his head to the side, frowning a bit as he stares back, listens to the baby make quiet noises up at him. A small hand gets raised up towards Techno, and like a soft fool, he reaches his hand into the crib. 

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    In which Pirate!Technoblade breaks into a old ship to find loot, and he finds a baby Tommy instead, who was left behind in the abandoned ship. He takes Tommy with him back to Wilbur and Phil, and they go on to raise and love Tommy while being pirates at sea.

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    25 Jul 2021

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    Let it be said that Tommy Safe Innit is not an idiot. Stupid? Maybe. Impulsive? Possibly. But an idiot? never.
    So. Keep that fact in mind as the scene is laid in front of you because it will be difficult as hell to believe.
    He is currently running through a dingy bar in The Pit, trying to avoid getting a bullet through his head as an angry mercenary chases him like there’s a bounty on his head. Knowing Tommy, it’s probable more than it is possible that there is. Tommy doesn’t know that for sure, though, and he is counting on the fact that the mercenary doesn’t know it either, because the fucker is fast and Tommy promised to be back home before midnight.
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    or alternatively, the guardians of the galaxy sbi au that nobody asked for but that i will still provide, here you go
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    or space crime family sbi make brain go brrr

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    21 Jul 2021

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    21 Jul 2021

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    “It suddenly struck me that the tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn’t feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.”

    –Niel Armstrong
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    If the history of planet Earth were to be etched onto the face of a clock, the entirety of human history- as they exist today from the beginning of time -all of it, would amount to less than a single second.

    And that’s only considering the history of Earth. The Universe at large is millions upon billions upon quintillions of years older than that. Enough time for stars to die, for solar systems to decompose, rot away into nothing but solar dust and crumbling asteroids.

    Tommy had never been a fan of outer space.

    (Unfinished!)

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