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    Honestly: What it says on the tin.

    These are ideas that I was really passionate about for like, a day or so. Or at least long enough to write some amount and post it. I have no idea if I am going to return and finish these stories or not.

    (Probably no...)

    Works are unrelated and my deepest shame.

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    Stuff that no one asked for and yet, here it is.

    You are very welcome.

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    “Why,” he started and then changed his mind. It was stupid. Geralt turned to look at him only to find Jaskier already looking back. “How do you keep finding them?”

    Jaskier frowned. “Finding what?”

    “Those flowers. Yellow ones.”

    “Ah,” Jaskier smiled, laughing a bit. “Well, those flowers are buttercups. And how do I find them?” He shrugged. “I think it’s a gift. Oh yes. My natural talent even. I find buttercups everywhere I go.”

    “I thought your natural talent was pissing everybody off and getting in trouble.”

    “Oh shut up.”

    Geralt chuckled.

    They fell silent. The only thing Geralt could hear was the chirping of crickets in the grass. It wasn’t exactly what he had meant to ask.

    “Why do you always put them in your hair?”

    Jaskier shrugged again.

    “Why not? I love buttercups,” he said simply as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

    Oh. Jaskier. Of course. Geralt should have known.

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    “Geralt,” he whispered, eyes feverish and bright, “Tell me truly, am I dying?”

    Jaskier is attacked in camp.

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    After the mountain, Geralt and Jaskier reunite and everything goes back to normal. All is well.
    But Jaskier is still behaving strangely, and Geralt cannot figure out why.

    Something is very wrong with Jaskier.

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    (Companion to Tunes Without Words, but either can be read alone)

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    “I’m sorry,” Jaskier says. “This is absolutely my fault, and I shouldn’t have accompanied you in the first place. But you don’t have to worry about me! I can deal with this myself.”

    “Jaskier, you’ve been cursed to tell the truth until you fucking smooch your soulmate!” Geralt shouts. “And you don’t have a soulmate! So no, you can’t deal with this yourself.”

    Jaskier winces. “It’s actually a little worse than that,” he admits. “I know for a fact that I will never be anyone’s soulmate.”

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    Jaskier would not call himself a thief. But, well- he is elbow-deep in someone’s saddlebags, pulling up handfuls of pretty little bottles. They’re all filled up with jewel-bright potions, corked delicately, and they almost seem to hum in his hands. 

    Then, suddenly- 

    There’s the sharp point of a sword at his neck. 

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