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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    David’s eyes flick between Jocelyn and the stocky man in a blue button-up who is currently browsing his store. David prides himself on knowing every single one of his customers, which is why this man stands out—David has never seen him before.
    He does his best to focus his attention on Jocelyn—she’s one of his best customers, or rather, one of his most frequent. She comes in about once a week, looking for a potion or spell to undo yet another curse that has befallen Roland. David had thought—or hoped—that after the fourth time, Roland would learn to stop pissing off the wrong people, but there’s been no such development. Though it aggravates David, he has to admit that Roland’s stupidity turns a decent profit.

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    Or: David is a witch. Patrick is in the market for a love potion.

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    02 Jan 2021

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    David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?

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    02 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    David pulls out his phone to quadruple-check his flight information for tomorrow. Saturday, June 20th, 10:13 a.m., JFK to YYZ. The timing could be better--he’ll need to wake up at the ungodly hour of 7:30 a.m. in order to get ready and be at the airport on time--but there is exactly one person in the world he is willing to make that sacrifice for, and tomorrow is his birthday.

    David is done with New York and headed for a new life in Vancouver, but with a few days to kill, he decides to make a quick visit home to Toronto first.

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    23 Nov 2020

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    Soulmate AU: the words your soulmate will say to you when you realize you're in love with them show up on your skin on your eleventh birthday.

    Baz is angsty and Simon is clueless, what's new

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    18 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Hindsight being 20/20, David wished he’d better understood the Brewers’ body language, their silence and their shared glances and their careful words. Any warning he could’ve given Patrick would have been better than letting him walk, completely unsuspecting, into what happened later that night.

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    11 Nov 2020