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    Jaskier said that he missed Geralt every time they were apart for more than a few days. Sometimes in the spring he’d say it over and over with kisses, I missed you, I missed you, I missed you. Geralt didn't imagine he meant it. In which Jaskier and Geralt re-unite after a winter apart and Jaskier learns something new about Geralt's anatomy. Or, Geralt has horns (he files them down).

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    14 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    Alphas don't knot anyone but their soulmates. Pretty cool, huh? Unmated omegas don't have to suffer their heats alone, thanks to a government program assigning alpha and omega couples together for their cycles. Nothing can go wrong, right?

    Or, 5 times Geralt and Jaskier fuck because the government set them up, and 1 time Geralt fucks Jaskier because Destiny set them up.

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    10 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    A series of cute oneshots and drabbles detailing the life and times of Captain Geralt de Riv, the White Wolf of the Seven Seas and captain of the Kaer Morhen. Alongside his trusty crew of scalawags and swashbucklers, he's about to set sail on the greatest adventure of all time: falling in love with an idiot.

    Oh, and that idiot is a half-siren, helping him raise their accidentally acquired mermaid baby.

    (Yes, the title is from "Gay Pirates" by Cosmo Jarvis)

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    10 Oct 2020

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    She had thought their ilk did not usually travel in pairs, but there they were, two great, hulking shapes in the rough-hewn doorway of the tavern.

     

     

    Or: fem!Jaskier gets sandwiched between two beefy lady Witchers

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    07 Oct 2020

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    Jaskier's parents weren't precisely keen on their oldest Omega child going to Oxenfurt to learn art.

    So they told him to pay off his own student debt.

    Which means they can't technically get mad at him for going in for a camera test at Vengeance Studios.

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    An AU where Alphas can't knot without medical assistance.

     

    Or their soulmate.

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    03 Oct 2020