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    In which Crowley expands his range of pet names, and Aziraphale has an existential crisis.

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    23 Aug 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    21 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale likes humanity. 

    He also likes Crowley. 

    Divine status aside, these things aren’t totally unrelated.

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    06 Aug 2019

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    A dripping wet, shivering, and mildly traumatised demon shows up on the doorstep of Aziraphale's bookshop in the dead of night. The angel is delighted.

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    Crowley's back from Hell. Things are a bit different, but that's all right.

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    06 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale has not shut up in thirty-four minutes. Crowley’s been counting.

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    02 Aug 2019