A promise made, a promise broken and a promise kept. Set in an AU where Harry and Severus are a thing (but secretly), Voldemort refuses to die (and is MEAN), and Albus Dumbledore is still alive (I have no more parentheses thoughts, IDK).
Written post-DH as a coping mechanism for all my feelings following the EWE - you've been warned!
Alternate Title: The Severus Snape & Ron Weasley Buddy Comedy You Didn’t Know You Needed
AU from about OotP onwards. Severus needs Ron's help, even though he's a right git and Ron is rather clueless.