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A man with long brown hair tied in a ponytail. His face is ridden with scars and his eyes are yellow.



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    An unconnected series of fics in which Jaskier is a Witcher (secretly mostly)

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    While being pursued by a monster the likes of which they’ve never seen, Geralt, Ciri, and Jaskier attempt to escape into another universe. When the portal collapses with Jaskier still in it, he’s thrown off course and someplace that looks similar to home, but is just a little to the left of normal. Now, Geralt and Ciri must travel the multiverse to find him, before the monster catches up to them and devours them all.

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  1. Rec 38

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    "It’s been a while since mortals mistook him for a dead body—probably more than a century. And this is a first. As he remembers it, the last time he was accidently buried it had been in a nice mausoleum in a heavy stone coffin—he was in with the King of that country back then (of course it doesn’t exist anymore but at the time he was quite beloved with a different name and different life). A stone lid was easily removable, and he had gotten quite bored of court life. So, it had been a energizing rest and a fresh start.

                The point is, Jaskier has never woken up quite literally buried alive."

    [Jaskier thinks everyone is aware he is very hard to kill but waking up in a coffin proves him wrong]

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    13 Jan 2021

  2. Rec 38

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    "It’s been a while since mortals mistook him for a dead body—probably more than a century. And this is a first. As he remembers it, the last time he was accidently buried it had been in a nice mausoleum in a heavy stone coffin—he was in with the King of that country back then (of course it doesn’t exist anymore but at the time he was quite beloved with a different name and different life). A stone lid was easily removable, and he had gotten quite bored of court life. So, it had been a energizing rest and a fresh start.

                The point is, Jaskier has never woken up quite literally buried alive."

    [Jaskier thinks everyone is aware he is very hard to kill but waking up in a coffin proves him wrong]

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    13 Jan 2021

  3. Rec 10

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    Jaskier wasn’t sure what any of his observations meant, he just chalked them up to being idiosyncrasies that were wholly Geralt. He should have known that there was something more to it.

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    10 Jan 2021

  4. Rec 39

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    “Yennefer of Vengerberg,” Jaskier says before she can ask what the hell he’s playing at. “Will you marry me?”
    Yennefer is not given to fits of laughter. A polite chuckle, maybe a disdainful snort. But it’s been a long time since she’s found herself seized by that kind of uncontrollable laughter that makes her entire body shake and steals the breath from her lungs. She laughs so hard that people turn to stare.
    When Yennefer’s mirth finally subsides, she wipes her eyes, takes a leisurely sip of her ale, and says, “No.”

     

     

     

    When Jaskier asks Yennefer to pretend to marry him in order to go undercover in a Nilfgaardian operative’s court, she decides she can’t let Geralt’s ridiculous bard get himself killed. But in the weeks that follow, the two grow closer and Yennefer begins to develop some inconvenient feelings for her pretend husband.

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    05 Jan 2021

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    In the year 1397, nearly all of the Continent’s monsters have gone extinct. With nothing left to hunt, the last surviving witchers have retired from the Path. The world has forgotten them except for old songs and stories, and that’s the way Lambert prefers it.

    Then one day, someone enters his shop with an offer he hasn’t received in decades: a contract for a monster.

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    04 Jan 2021

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