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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    The office responds to corporate’s new coronavirus safety guidelines. At first Michael dismisses the concerns, but breaking news causes him to panic and he imposes a quarantine on the office.

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    17 Jun 2020

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    Ben was shitty at house-hunting and he knew it.

    His realtor knew it too, and her patience for his shrugs and general lack of preference was wearing thin. No matter how hard he tried, Ben could not bring himself to care about wainscoting. Or the state of fascia. Or the word fascia, as it ultimately reminded him of something that should be done in a spa.

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    In which Ben buys a house with a familiar ghost in the attic.

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    03 Jan 2020

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    After the war, he's shipped off to Ahch-To to live out his days in exile among the seabirds and the ghosts. Every six months, someone will visit and make sure he's still alive.

    At least, that's the plan.

    (Or: the war for Ben Solo's heart, featuring an immanent cosmic entity, an island where time is wonky, and a stubborn twentysomething from Jakku.)

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    03 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    "Tahani, cancel your plans. We're gonna split a bottle of wine and read Brent's terrible novel out loud."

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    29 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    After rescuing Janet from the Bad Place, Jason wants to do something nice for his not-a-girlfriend.

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    29 Dec 2019

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