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    AU in which Adam decided that if Aziraphale and Crowley were going to stay on Earth after reality got put back together, they'd better do it properly, no messin' around. In other words, fully human. (They find they don't mind.)

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  1. Rec 65

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    It's not a fic, it's a fan comic.
    Aziraphale gives Crowley an olive. Crowley gives Aziraphale a tree.

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    22 May 2020

  2. Rec 53

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    Aziraphale knows it in Eden.

    He watches the demon, Crawly, sprawled loose-limbed underneath the boughs of an eternally blooming magnolia, lazily swatting at the plump bees that buzz around his head, and knows he is in love with him.

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    08 May 2020

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    Aziraphale is recalled to Heaven, Crowley isn't impressed.

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    04 May 2020

  4. Rec 28

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    “I’m not rubbing your belly,” said Crowley. Dog blinked at him sadly and gave a little whine. “I’m not! Look at you. You’re supposed to be a terrifying creature of hell, and now you’re out here begging for affection.” Dog cocked his head at Crowley, who glanced back at the cottage. “Hey, no that’s different,” he said, mildly offended at what he imagined the dog had implied. “I just accidentally fell in love, that’s all. You were here for, like, five minutes. What’s your excuse?”

    (Crowley becomes more acquainted with Dog, and finds out they have more in common than he expected.)

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    29 Apr 2020

  5. Rec 74

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    “So,” Aziraphale said conversationally, “Tell me about this person you’re in love with.”

    Crowley, who had unfortunately chosen that moment to take a sip of wine, sprayed it all over the table. Some of it went up his nose, and he coughed to get it out of his lungs. “What the buggering heaven,” he said when he finally stopped coughing, “gave you the idea—”

    “Oh, come now, there’s no need to be embarrassed.” Aziraphale’s self-satisfied smirk that suggested the opposite. The droplets of wine had miraculously dodged his pristine white toga, because of course they had. “You must have known you wouldn’t be able to hide it from an angel.”

    (Aziraphale can tell Crowley loves someone, even if he doesn't know who. Naturally, he does what any good friend would do, and teases Crowley about it relentlessly.)

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    29 Apr 2020

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