but_i_amnotawriter



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    Taking a shower with Henry is never about getting clean. Never.

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    15 Jul 2021

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    Remus works for the Gryffindor Lions as a physical trainer, and has been half in love with Sirius Black, the Lions' heartthrob captain, for a while now, but he never expected Sirius to return the feelings. Read if you like cute nicknames, slow burn, and pining. Yep. That's it.

    There's some nice OC's of mine in here, too, please don't take them, thanks!

    (If you want to see more of this universe, check out 12 Days of Ficmas 2020 in my listed works. These characters also appear (in a very situations) in my work Relic Keel, along with some new OCs)

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    12 Jul 2021

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    “So what I’m hearing is that you’ve got a date with your hot, clever, fellow porn-star twitter nemesis, of whom you once said ‘I’d rather die than let that pretentious knobcloud touch my dick’... is that about right?”

    “... Yes.” 

     

    Or; Remus Lupin forgets to turn the fucking camera on. 

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    10 Jul 2021

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    There's a new Astronomy professor at Hogwarts.

    (An extremely diverse retelling and fix-it of the series, starring a trans oc, too much music and a surprising amount of pro-Slytherin propaganda.)

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    10 Jul 2021

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    Acting as if James hadn’t even spoken, Fabian gets up to meet Sirius eye to eye. “Next person to walk through the door is your conquest.”

    “Fine with me.”

    “I don’t like this at all.”

    Everyone continues to ignore James, to busy keeping up a death stare towards the entrance of the living room— Sirius’s stomach dropping six feet under and his heart clenched when not even a minute passes and it’s no other than Remus Lupin who ambles through the threshold, looking so adorably flustered until spotting Dorcas Meadowes— president of both the STEM club and the black student union— who quickly envelopes him into a hug before they stroll towards the garden by the smokers.

    ANd shit.

     

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    In which Sirius wants all of this to be real, Remus wants to live inside the silver screen, and this is a very thinly veiled She’s All That AU

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    04 Jul 2021