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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Phebi wasn't always a barbarian. Watch her strife and struggle as she quickly transitions from a sweet mild-mannered princess to the gruff foul-mouthed barbarian that is on a quest to save the world, and falls in love with a goliath prince along the way.

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    19 Jun 2020

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    What if Ned Stark wasn't executed at the Great Sept of Baelor? Instead, what if, he had been removed from Kingslanding before Joffrey could give the order for his head? What impact would this have had on the Game of Thrones? Long running story.

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    "That was f*cking awesome. That was one of the best battle scenes that I have ever read. Absolutely outstanding." - SlytherinQueen021

    “That was fucking epic, amazingly well written.” - AchillesLives_SR2

    “Holy SHit!!! This chapter left me breathless and I couldn't read it fast enough...standing "O" and bravo!!!!” - angelcat70

    “A few words.. this is a f*cking masterpiece.” - Fenrir44

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    12 Dec 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Grisha are disappearing on the streets of Ketterdam and no one seems to care. Twin criminals Taako and Lup don't bat an eye until a certain Heartrender at Ketterdam University goes missing, then all bets are off. The twins will do what ever it takes to get him back, including enlisting help from members of enemy gangs.

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    14 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    It's approaching the two year anniversary of the incident which has quite possibly left seventeen year old Lydia Deetz emotionally traumatised for life.
    But the malevolent spirit which haunted her family's home now haunts her dreams, confusing her to the point where she's flirting with danger and the possibility of calling him back.

    But if he returns, will it coincide with a different kind of anniversary, as he has an agenda of his own, and unfinished business to attend to....

     

    This story is dedicated to Sarah, to whom I am grateful for spurring me into writing this.

     

    *Disclaimer* I do not own the rights to the characters from the Beetlejuice movie/cartoon (sadly) and i do not make any profit from this work.

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    21 Nov 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    In a combination of luck and suspiciously convenient circumstances, Lord Baelish becomes Lord of the Vale. With the knights of the Vale at his command, he corresponds with Stannis Baratheon. Sansa Stark can finally return to Winterfell - but with one catch, she must marry and bed Lord Baelish. (this does have an actual solid plot)

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    30 Jun 2016