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    “You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”

    “Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.

    Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”

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    01 Oct 2020

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    21 Sep 2020

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    “What are you thinking about?” he asked drowsily, tilting his head into Lan Zhan’s hands.

    Lan Zhan didn’t even pause. “What we discussed this morning.”

    Wow, okay. That perked Wei Ying up. Sudden conversations about sex could do that to a guy. Had Lan Zhan been lying here thinking about that this whole time?

     

     

    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying attempt to have a conversation without getting sidetracked.

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    16 Sep 2020

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    And then. Something slots into place in his brain and he turns, bit by bit.

    "Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian says. "It seems that you've found me."

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    16 Sep 2020

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    That’s just the thing, isn’t it? Wei Ying feels nothing. He doesn’t feel anything, and this emptiness should scare him. He knows he should be scared. He wants to be scared. He isn’t. Fear itself is never scary; fear is just a response. It means that your body wants you alive. It’s the absence of terror that scares him.

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    05 Sep 2020

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