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    15 Jan 2021

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    i want to call it here before the sequel but Someone will make a "dream fast - cheetah - cheater" joke i am placing my bets it is RIGHT THERE

    okay god and ao3 said "ur tags r invalid and we won't tell you why" so i'm putting stuff here! feels weird. anyway! back again! whips and nae naes holy shit sometimes. sometimes a brainrot can be so personal.. . . not kidding this series has been All I've Thought About since i first read it. brain really did say "u will think So Hard about a project that will Not Continue for several weeks"

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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

    *Story currently on pause, trying to deal with school and life, all that fun stuff. Dunno when I'll get back*

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    Tommy Soot-Watson's got enough on his plate - GCSEs to prep for, wrists that shoot spiderwebs, and the chaotic Dream Team on a mission to take him down with a deadly axe. Being honest about his problems with his family and friends can only make things more complicated. Besides, he doesn't need help from anyone.

    (or, the spiderman tommy au nobody asked for but everybody needed! featuring my love for eret, wilbur being the Best Brother, and just buckets of tommy angst ending in eventual tommy love and support)

    (UPDATE JAN 4TH NOW WITH TOMMY'S APPROVAL HE SAID HE WAS LIKE SPIDERMAN)

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    Survival, Blood, Madness. Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot. Three gods who have never cared for mortal life, who play with them when they want to, who kill their toys just as easily. How, then, did a mortal end up in their hands?

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    Tommy’s car is totaled and he’s been totaled with it. Wilbur’s concerned. Why wouldn’t he be?

     

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    19 Nov 2020

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    ohhhhhh my god wilbur get her fuckin ass i swear the next thing he'll be signing is tommy's adoption papers and then her fuckin epitaph