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  1. Rec 3

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    Newt points to the blizzard outside. "Nobody's going anywhere, dude."

    Hermann sighs deeply.

    Of all the flights to end up on, of all the people he could have potentially been sat beside, and it had to be with him. Of course it had. And now, they were stuck together at the same airport, as well. Like the universe had decided to play a particularly mean-spirited trick on them. Right in time for the holidays, too. The snow storm couldn't have happened at a worse time.

    (Or: Newt and Hermann get stuck at an airport, my entry for the Newmann Hallmark AU Fest)

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    15 Jan 2021

  2. Rec 7

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    “Listen. I said this before and it’s only gotten more true. Everyone in K-sci,” Newton punctuated his words by poking his pointer finger into the table, “is incredibly smart and sexy and we are gonna save the world and we’re gonna be rockstars.”
    Hermann laughed.
    “Hey, it’s true!” said Newton. “Come on, you’re not going to argue me on this one, right? You’re constantly going on about how smart you are. If you try to argue with me on this I’m never believing a word you say ever again.”
    “Okay, sure, but the last time you said that was presumably when there were more people here. The sexiness percentage, at least, has… significantly decreased.”
    “No!!”
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    Or: budget cuts have gone through and Newt and Hermann are now the only people left in the lab. They're dealing with this uh..... well they're dealing some kinda way.

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    11 Jan 2021

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    A fanvid of Bell, Book, & Candle set to Donovan's "Season of the Witch." Alternatively, a love song from me to Gil Holroyd.

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    06 Oct 2020

  4. Rec 15

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    Newton has to use the decontamination shower following an accident in the lab. Hermann gets an eyeful, which only serves to encourage his relentless pining.

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    16 Apr 2020

  5. Rec 16

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    Hermann was not waiting for Newton to leave the lab so he could stick a drumstick up his ass.

    Absolutely not.

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    16 Apr 2020