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Barista AU. Shameless puns and cheesy plot. Enjoy.
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My belated contribution to the Hallmarkfest2020 Challenge!
Professor AU: Newt and Hermann accidentally go to the same lodge for the holidays. Exes and flannel and snow, oh my.
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Newt ends up in the hospital and forgets he's married to Hermann.
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- Part 29 of Newmann Tumblr Ficlets, Prompts, and AUs
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This ficlet is a combo of two NSFW prompts. An argument turns into sex + “Christ, put some clothes on!” Prompt list one and two.
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- Part 32 of Newmann Tumblr Ficlets, Prompts, and AUs
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For GooberFeesh! for the 2020 Newmannn Secret Santa exchange. I decided to go with the Jane Eyre AU. Thank you for answering my anons about it. Jane Eyre is set between 1760–1820 but I’ve set this story in about 1847, the year Jane Eyre was published. Needless to say I’m not copying the plot of the novel and Hermann isn’t problematic and/or keeping a wife in the attic. Significantly less angsty than a Brontë novel. I hope you enjoy this!
Hermann Gottlieb is the mysterious and peculiar master of Spikethwaite Hall located on misty moors. Newton Geiszler is the cheery new gamekeeper who arrives upon the scene who disrupts everything from Gottlieb's niece's schoolwork to the master's own brooding.
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Newmann Tumblr Ficlets, Prompts, and AUs by cephalopod_groupie
Fandom: Pacific Rim (2013), Pacific Rim (Movies)
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Newt points to the blizzard outside. "Nobody's going anywhere, dude."
Hermann sighs deeply.
Of all the flights to end up on, of all the people he could have potentially been sat beside, and it had to be with him. Of course it had. And now, they were stuck together at the same airport, as well. Like the universe had decided to play a particularly mean-spirited trick on them. Right in time for the holidays, too. The snow storm couldn't have happened at a worse time.
(Or: Newt and Hermann get stuck at an airport, my entry for the Newmann Hallmark AU Fest)
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15 Jan 2021
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“Listen. I said this before and it’s only gotten more true. Everyone in K-sci,” Newton punctuated his words by poking his pointer finger into the table, “is incredibly smart and sexy and we are gonna save the world and we’re gonna be rockstars.”
Hermann laughed.
“Hey, it’s true!” said Newton. “Come on, you’re not going to argue me on this one, right? You’re constantly going on about how smart you are. If you try to argue with me on this I’m never believing a word you say ever again.”
“Okay, sure, but the last time you said that was presumably when there were more people here. The sexiness percentage, at least, has… significantly decreased.”
“No!!”
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Or: budget cuts have gone through and Newt and Hermann are now the only people left in the lab. They're dealing with this uh..... well they're dealing some kinda way.Bookmarked by cephalopod_groupie
11 Jan 2021
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A fanvid of Bell, Book, & Candle set to Donovan's "Season of the Witch." Alternatively, a love song from me to Gil Holroyd.
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- Part 4 of vids
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06 Oct 2020
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Newton has to use the decontamination shower following an accident in the lab. Hermann gets an eyeful, which only serves to encourage his relentless pining.
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16 Apr 2020
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Hermann was not waiting for Newton to leave the lab so he could stick a drumstick up his ass.
Absolutely not.
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16 Apr 2020