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    When Crowley opens the hotel room door and gets a full look at the dom he's hired, his first very uncharitable thought is that this is never going to work.

    It's the beaming smile, the untidy mop of cherubic curls, the rather twee outfit. There's an overall aesthetic of a kindly, gay caricature from a vintage greeting card come to life, and nothing about that lines up with the sort of person Crowley's successfully gone under for before.

    His second thought is that he knows a lot bloody better than to judge someone's ability to dominate him by looks alone, and that he's only being such a hypocritically judgmental dick because his anxiety's got him doomsdaying everything again—which is why he's hired someone to help him achieve his own version of meditation in the first place.

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    Crowley's anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.

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    12 Feb 2024

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    Aziraphale has always been a little bit of an outsider within their Waddle. With his pale feathers both blending him into the snowy artic world he was hatched into and making him stand out amongst the black feathers of his fellows, he's quite the odd one out indeed.

    Thankfully, Crowley has never been one for the conventional. One look at soft beige feathers and his heart's gone. With a little luck and a little effort, he hopes Aziraphale will accept his pebble-filled nest this all-important mating season.

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    01 Feb 2024

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    Nearly simultaneously, two thoughts had immediately crossed Aziraphale’s mind the moment their lips had touched.

    First: This is mad. This is impossible. Or: this is only possible because Crowley believes that loathsome demon Ferngully (?) to have the photograph. A task he’d very nearly succeeded at, if not for Aziraphale. A task that Aziraphale had been excited to reveal, and now, in a tragic turn of events, it’s the very thing he needs to keep hidden if he wants to continue kissing Crowley.

    Which leads him to his second realization: Crowley cannot, under any circumstances, discover the photograph.

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    01 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Exhausted single mom Crowley just needs to get internet access for a while, just until her new place gets set up. Just, please sleep for a while and don’t scream your head off, sweetie. When her baby does what babies do, the head librarian comes out to investigate the trouble. He is every stereotype wrapped up with a bowtie on top, which enthralls little Warlock. That’s how everything begins. Who knew how delicious a man in a worn waistcoat would look, holding a baby and rocking him to sleep? She is going to peel off those sleeve garters with her teeth.

    A light and fluffy human AU meet-ugly.

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    30 Jan 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    “And how long have you two been a couple?”

    “Oh, I—” Aziraphale panics. “Ha, well, that’s a funny… We’re not actually—”

    “We’re just friends.” Crowley says, their voice clear and calm and lightly amused, either because of or in spite of Aziraphale’s flailing attempts to divert the conversation.

    “Ah, yes, quite.” Aziraphale says, then takes a sip of his drink just for something to do, instead of focussing on the way Crowley said just friends, and how it causes a painful throb in his chest that he has never fully got used to. His memory can only scrabble at the edge of a time where being just friends with Crowley didn’t feel like a particular form of torture.

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    Or, Aziraphale has been desperately in love with his best friend and housemate Crowley since they were students, but is too scared to do anything about it.

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