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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    "For as long as d’Artagnan can remember they have been there, scrawled into his skin in black. He’s always known he was different, that he was odd, not right. They cursed him, printed against his skin like a brand that said sinner. It didn’t matter that he’d never even seen the faces that belonged to the names, didn’t matter that he’d been to church, done his chores, prayed for forgiveness every single night since he knew how."

    A soulmate AU, interwoven between the events of 'Friends and Enemies'.

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    12 Mar 2021

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    “Commemorative photo? Sure, although this is an odd location.”
    “I’m sorry what?”
    “The way your staring, I thought you might prefer a photo. I find it highly unlikely you came in here to use the bathroom especially since you have been trying to get close to me all night.”
    Yuuri blinked, the Pakhan’s voice was cold and hard. There was not a single trace of the kindness Yuuri remembered from the beach so long ago. “No, forgive me.” He bowed. “It’s only that it has been a very long time.”
    “I’m afraid you have me confused with someone else. You have thirty seconds to tell me why you are really here.”
    “I need a favor,” Yuuri blurted out. This was going all wrong. He should have known it would never work.
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    Victor is the Pakhan of the Russian Bratva and Yuuri, property of the Yakuza, needs his help. Victor is more than happy to help him with his plan until he finds out that Yuuri is paying the price for their activities.

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    10 Mar 2021

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    09 Mar 2021

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    The V-Day virus has devastated Regency England, but its cost comes not in lives, but fertility. Faced with the possibility of being wiped out within a single generation, Parliament takes drastic action. New laws restrict inheritance, from land to noble titles to the throne itself, to those who can reproduce. More, the newly crowned Henry IX - formerly Lord Harry Hart - must provide the kingdom with an heir as soon as possible. To do so, he must work his way down a Register of Fertile Omegas, spending a year with each in the hopes of securing the succession as soon as possible.

    Eggsy Unwin is next on the Register...

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    09 Mar 2021

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    GAH ITS SO BLOODY GOOD

    Regency AU Hartwin
    - assorted espionage
    - Valentine-instigated mass infertility
    - King Harry who would very much like to Not Be That, Thank You Very Much
    - a politically-decreed Royal Shag List
    - coincidentally, everyone's a badass

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    Valentine knows his time is running out. He has to find him - he's the key to fixing everything. Now, only if he can get that blood sucker away from what's rightfully his, things will go as plan...

    Or where Valentine's plans go up in smoke and a certain Harry Hart, King of the Vampires, "rescues" Eggsy Unwin and foils Valentine's plans by unexpectedly mating the boy.

    Oh, hell. Things aren't looking up for Valentine, but on the other hand, Harry and Eggsy are quite enjoying themselves.

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    09 Mar 2021

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    Unfinished, granted, but leaves off relatively satisfactory :) It's really, well written, too, wow, I'd read a novel in this voice
    'Shadows of the Forgotten" by Maniacalfreak

    Vampire AU Hartwin
    - vampire King Harry
    - werewolf king Valentine
    - an unquestionably-more-than-is-healthy animosity between them, like,, worse than twilight
    - demon world hierarchy / innate species superiority vibes
    - unsuspecting lynchpin Eggsy
    - literally no one's parents are salvageable here