"Haven't we been jerking it since the days of Aristotle? Isn't that part of our human nature? We wake up, we sleep, we fall in love, we suck cock. That's the human condition. We want things, and most of them are gross."
Is he dead? He could be dead. Eddie squints his eyes shut and tries to wrap his head around it. He doesn't feel dead, not that that means anything. If the afterlife really turns out to be some guy named Tim, that would be really fucked up.
"Eddie," Richie says, laughing a little, "what the fuck is going on? Are you in the mob?" Eddie doesn't laugh.
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
18 Jun 2021
In which they actually take their shirts off and
- Part 1 of Eddie Lives (and Fucks)
"I don't get it. What's so great about that dumb site [Twitter]?" he had asked. "Ronald at work was interrogating me the other day about why I didn't have it. Ronald, Richie. The guy is pushing seventy, and he is obsessed with Twitter. It's embarrassing."
"I bet he follows that vegetable farmer," Richie had said with a snort, and then next thing he knew, Eddie had jumped from his end of the couch over next to Richie, demanding he show him the vegetable farmer.
They had ended up completely ignoring the movie, and Eddie had abandoned his comic, in favor of setting up an account for Eddie on the site so that he could follow all the weird, little niche accounts that he had become immediately enamored with during the course of that afternoon.
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19 Jun 2021