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    Kink Meme Fill

    Original Prompt: "There's no way around it. Thorin's just a dick to Bilbo for about 90% of the movie and a good portion of the book. Well, at one point, Bilbo just gets fed up with it and tells Thorin to fuck off. Thorin hadn't been attracted to the hobbit beforehand, but after he sees this different side of Bilbo, he gets sort of turned on."

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    31 Jul 2020

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    Many stories are told about dragons in Middle-earth, of their unfathomable largeness, their untold cruelty, and their greed. The story of Thorin Oakenshield’s quest also ends with a dragon – two, in fact: Smaug the Impenetrable and the Emerald Dragon of Erebor.

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    30 Jul 2020

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    Bilbo looks back down at him, his round face flushed red and shiny with sweat. The creases that form in his forehead at the raising of eyebrows do not look like they belong to anyone as adolescent as a mere fifty years of age. “Yes,” he pants, wiping his mouth on his sleeve and grinning. “But I’ll be fifty-one in a few months’ time, if it’s of interest to you.”

    Fifty. The number is so small it tightens something in the region of Thorin's chest.

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    30 Jul 2020

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    Finally giving into his growing waistline, Bilbo agrees to try exercising more regularly. He decides to start with yoga, to ease himself into an active lifestyle. Bilbo just did not take into account how attractive the instructor would be, and how Thorin makes yoga anything but easy.

    Pros: Actually getting relatively in shape and enjoying it.
    Cons: Being hopelessly enamored with the instructor who does the impossible and makes neon work.

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