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    “Who was it, shijie?” asks Wei Ying after a short silence. “Who was the dragon in disguise?”

    “The tall, serious man in white,” says Jiang Yanli calmly, unaware of the way she’s just torn the bottom out of Wei Ying’s stomach. “He was wearing a ribbon around his forehead. Otherwise I might not have made the connection.”

    Oh fuck, thinks Wei Ying. Lan Zhan is a fucking dragon?

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    Wei Ying is invited to visit the home of his enigmatic new friend Lan Wangji. It just so happens that Lan Wangji’s home is a mountain palace full of immortal water guardians who all seem to have extremely alien ideas about what’s appropriate in public.

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    04 Jun 2021

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    Lan Zhan stumbles across the stream by accident. None of his usual favourites are live and he almost scrolls past the channel at first. The thumbnail looks like a tacky advertisement from the late night shopping channel. The name is just as bad — Suibian’s Sexy Review Service.

    Or: that sex toy review thread fic, cleaned up.

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    31 Dec 2020

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    Clueless masters, love rivals, secret demon bloodlines, out of control hormones; these are all the things good little boys are made of.

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    14 Nov 2020

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    The guy is so stupid hot that Wei Ying doesn’t turn away in time. He can’t be absolutely sure, but he thinks the guy sees him sort of turned towards him. Not as bad as being caught outright staring at someone on the subway, except that it’s actually probably worse, because they’re in the cultivation gym’s locker room.

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    07 Nov 2020

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    “When did you arrive?” Lan Zhan asks, but he’s looking at the child in Wei Wuxian's arms, and the question is clearly, who’s baby is this, and maybe, should I be concerned?

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    Accidental (haunted) baby acquisition

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    02 Nov 2020

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