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    MARRIED?”

    “Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”

    “I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”

    “You can’t?”

    “He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”

    “Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.

    “I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”

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    08 Jun 2021

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    This is THEE FUNNIEST SHIT I've read in months! MONTHS!

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    There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.

    There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.

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    06 May 2021

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    When Derek finally transforms back to his human form. \( ö )/

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    Bucky is feeling lost. It's been nearly a year since Steve disappeared following the split of SHIELD. Nick Fury has been declared an enemy of the state by Chancellor Pierce and national security concerns are on the rise. Now finding Steve is his mission. His and his alone.

    AKA: The Totall Recall AU where Alexander Pierce is Chancellor, Steve is a dangerous badass who has his memory wiped and SHIELD has been split in two because of some nefarious plot.

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    This is an action-packed thrill ride of a Stucky fic that will keep you guessing at every turn. Cameos and major MCU character involvement throughout and TONS of snark to be expected. Mostly serious plot with fluff and smut drizzled here and there. :)

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    04 May 2021

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    Stiles is an unbonded spark, so he's been dealing with courting alphas since he was ten. It's gotten a lot worse since he turned sixteen. Some are assholes, some are nice, but Stiles hasn't wanted to spend the rest of his life bound to any of them.

    When Derek Hale shows up at his school, Stiles expects him to be just another asshole alpha attempting to buy him with expensive gifts. But Derek Hale puts no effort whatsoever into his courtship gifts. Stiles ought to be offended but instead he finds it refreshing.

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    02 May 2021

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    Bucky doesn’t know a lot but he knows this: if there’s a world out there where he doesn’t have Steve, he hopes it’s a world he isn’t long for. That version of Bucky Barnes would be a sad sonuvabitch to see.

    That Bucky Barnes is better off dead.

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    21 Apr 2021

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    Mutual Possessiveness