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    “What is that?”
    Thorin follows his gaze. “Oh, that. During the fight with Azog he stabbed me through the foot from beneath the ice.”
    “He did what?!” Bilbo near yelps, and sure enough, now that he looks closer he can see where Azog’s blade must have pierced the top of the boot. Valar above, it had cleaved straight through. “Thorin, why in Eru’s name hasn’t this been looked at?”
    Thorin stares at him like he had forgotten Bilbo was an idiot. “I expect Óin had more pressing matters to attend to. Like, I suppose, the mortal stab wound in my chest.”
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    Or, where some things get lost in translation, courting mishaps have the whole kingdom losing their minds, and simple acts of kindness and love can go a long way.

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    15 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Gandalf was tired of listening to other people's love problems. He was also tired that no one would ever do anything about their problems. So he did the only reasonable thing:

    He turned Thorin and Dwalin into cats and threw them at Bilbo and Ori.

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    03 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    Dís was checking on their food stock one spring morning when the news of Thorin’s arrival back in the Blue Mountains reached her. Her heart dropped when she heard that it was only Thorin and none of the rest of the company that went to reclaim Erebor. This could only mean one thing: their quest has failed and everyone else is slain, including her sons.

    Thorin was in very good spirits when he reached the Blue Mountains. The last couple of weeks in The Shire had been blissful, Bilbo had been quite enthusiastic now that they were in the privacy of his own home. He strode down the street with purpose, eager to see Dís and tell his sister that they have reclaimed Erebor. He stopped dead when he spotted her. Why does she looked like she was about to murder him!?

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    06 Sep 2020

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    It shouldn't matter to Thorin that the visiting hobbit cook doesn't speak his language. But it does.

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    28 Aug 2020

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    20 Aug 2020