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  1. Summary

    One-shots written for Geralt Fluff Week 2020 on Tumblr.

    Day 1 - First Times
    Day 2 - Kaer Morhen/Wolf Witchers
    Day 3 - Family
    Day 4 - Cuddling/Hugs
    Day 5 - Magic
    Day 6 - Fighting/Contracts/Monsters
    Day 7 - Established Relationship

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  2. Summary

    Untitled Playlist Number 5 features a list of songs that Tony plays and broadcasts to the team's comms when they're fighting their Baddie of the Week.

    The Soundtrack of Our Lives features 212+ songs in Steve's playlist for Tony. Each track focuses on a moment he shared with Tony from when they were friends until, eventually, they became lovers.

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    Jaskier and Geralt have to pretend to be engaged.

    Surprisingly, it's Geralt's idea.

    Everything is simultaneously the most hare-brained scheme and the most thorough production in the world.

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    25 Sep 2020

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    Geralt didn't know what he was getting himself into when he agreed to attend a burlesque show with Yennefer. However, it isn't the tongue-in-cheek performances or the elaborate costuming that catch Geralt's eye. It is the flamboyant and talented emcee, Jaskier, who seizes Geralt's attention and refuses to let go. Geralt doesn't know how that man riles the entire audience, plays the piano, and comes up with witty quips all while parading around the stage in towering heels. However, he makes it seem easy.

    When Jaskier's eyes find him in the crowd, Geralt doesn't know how to feel. When he introduces himself to Geralt, he doesn't know what to say. But when Jaskier offers to take Geralt home, Geralt knows he isn't going to turn him down.

    Or Jaskier works at a burlesque club, and Geralt decides to go along for the ride.

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    24 Sep 2020

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    One of Yennefer's spells goes wrong and suddenly, Geralt can hear Jaskier's thoughts. There are some consequences that neither of them could have foreseen...

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    14 Sep 2020

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    “You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.

    “We’re married, aren’t we?”

    “Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”

    It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.

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    12 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Incredibly hot and sweet.

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    Jaskier feels like a dog, on most days. A stray, drooling dog outside of a butcher shop, gazing longingly through smudged glass at sides of beef dripping blood into black earth. Or actually, more like a guard dog, the sort meant to herd livestock. Forever cursed to care for, to protect, to watch exactly what it would prefer to bite into.

    The thing in question, of course, the metaphorical pork chop, the sacrificial lamb, is Geralt of Fucking Rivia. Or more specifically, his ass.

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    12 Sep 2020

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