dartuche



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When the Ministry passes the Marriage Law, Hermione doesn't leave her fate to chance. It's supposed to be a mutually beneficial arrangement with the last surviving male Black heir. She's got everything perfectly under control.

    ***

    Sirius raised the cigar back to his mouth and clamped it between two rows of white teeth, now bared at her in a wide grin. “You’re fucking with me, aren’t you, poppet?”

    “No, I’m not.” She had a seriousness in her tone that sounded almost hard. He was behaving as though this was all just a joke, and she sat up straighter in response, shaking her hair back. “Look, it’s really very simple. The law says that for the purposes of integration, all Muggleborns need to be married to a Pureblood. I’m a Muggleborn, and you’re a Pureblood.” She shrugged with nonchalance, but her hands twisted in her lap. “And—” she added with emphasis “—you owe Harry.”

    He raised an eyebrow and gestured at her with the tip of his cigar. His signet ring glinted with orange light from the dancing flames, and she could see the faded black and green ink of his tattoos rippling over his knuckles. “You’re not Harry.”

    She shrugged again and gazed at him pointedly. “You owe me too, Sirius.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,955
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    417
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    7345

    09 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

    Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85,323
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    1428
    Kudos:
    8989
    Bookmarks:
    4139
    Hits:
    237593

    26 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s porn. Well, it’s sort of porn. Gay sort of porn. Definitely Not Safe For Work. Isaac pushes Stiles out of the way to frantically exit out of the browser before their manager catches them looking at porn.

    Or:

    Stiles thinks he has college all figured out (despite his sourwolf of a roommate), until he gets scouted to be a model for the popular werewolf skinmag, CAPTIVE.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,525
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    193
    Kudos:
    8344
    Bookmarks:
    1883
    Hits:
    97037

    24 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...

    Re-telling of seasons 1-3B with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    232,475
    Chapters:
    56/56
    Comments:
    4445
    Kudos:
    8943
    Bookmarks:
    2554
    Hits:
    157078

    20 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “The place you give the Bite has meaning," Derek says. "Biting someone on the side is to make them your beta. It makes them your subordinate, but it also invites them into the pack with the full protection of the alpha. Biting someone on the legs indicates that you’re turning them to an omega. And biting someone on the arm, particularly the wrist, turns someone as your equal. It’s a mating ritual.”

    Stiles nearly chokes on a mouthful of granola. “A what?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,420
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    1137
    Kudos:
    8713
    Bookmarks:
    2078
    Hits:
    92908

    20 Aug 2020