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    Namjoon meets Yoongi and his young son Jeongguk on a plane home to Seoul. Chaos ensues.

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    The one where Namjoon pretends to be a dad and is actually pretty good at it.

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    14 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Nothing is better than this.

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    Park Jimin thought he knew love...then he met Min Yoongi...

     

    Jimin is trying to get past a sudden, unexpected breakup while adjusting to a new roommate...who has fallen for a boy Jimin barely knows...but after repeated run-ins with a particular platinum blond grad student, he may want that to change...

    A saga of Yoonmin...

     

     

     

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    14 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Why didn't I bookmark this before? chef's kiss x10000

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    Jimin sniffs in a way that lets Taehyung know he’s an ungrateful brat. “Look, some people would pay good money to get a free pass that allows them right in front of the stage and hence right under the nose of Min Yoongi.”

    “Min who?”

    Jimin waves his hand dismissively. “The rock star you couldn’t care less about but whose face you have to stare at through your camera lens tonight.”

    Taehyung slings his camera bag on his shoulder and shoves the press pass into his back pocket. “Sure, whatever. Just point me in his direction when we get there.”

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    or: the fic where Taehyung thinks Yoongi is an arrogant piece of shit (albeit a hot one), but as Jimin puts it, “Which memory is going to be more awesome to look back to when you’re eighty: the time when you went and fucked a rock star or the time when you didn’t and went home instead?”

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    20 Jun 2020

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    07 Jun 2020

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    Yoongi pats Jimin lightly on the ass. He jerks his head toward the open window. "Get outta here."

    Jimin sticks his tongue out, then climbs through the window, pausing on the other side to turn and stick his head back in. He reaches a hand through and curls it in the waistband of Yoongi's sweats, pulling him forward until he's close enough for Jimin to nip at the skin of his stomach.

    Yoongi inhales sharply and Jimin sends him a wicked grin.

    "'Til next time." He says, blowing a kiss before disappearing into the dark.

    OR: Jimin and Yoongi are in a fraternity-driven rivalry, but they find common ground between the sheets.

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    20 May 2020