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    "It's just a random number that texted you, right? It could be a fuckin' stalker or a murderer, man!"

    "I don't think so. What kind of murderer talks about pies? Also, he, umm. Plays hockey."

    "Oh, Jack. My Jacky boy."

    Or: the wrong number AU no one asked for.

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    05 Oct 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    The lives of Doug Eiffel and his android girlfriend Hera as they navigate life, happiness, and romance.

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    30 Aug 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Hilbert hummed in thought for a moment. "And what information is it that you need, Officer Eiffel?"

    "...Huh?"

    "You have come to me, and we have talked in a civil manner. You have not even began asking me about what Commander Minkovski wants to know. So,"

    Hilbert looked directly at Eiffel, and Eiffel felt his heartbeat speed up.

    "What is it you need, Doug Eiffel?"

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    30 Aug 2016

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    Bearing the Dark Lord's soul mark on his chest certainly isn't easy when his family is firmly on the Light Side. HarryxVoldemort SLASH. Set in the Past.

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    18 Aug 2016

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    More crackships. SO MANY crackships.

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    04 Aug 2016