destroyerofhearts



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  1. Merlin (TV) (31)
  2. Schitt's Creek (5)

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    Fics that I write inspired by Taylor Swift's music.

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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    There is no shame in being a bed tutor. It is one of the few ways for an illiterate peasant to elevate their station in life. Merlin’ll return to Ealdor in six months time, knowing his sums, letters, and perhaps the start of a trade. The noble he’ll tutor won’t embarrass himself upon his wedding night, and no bastards shall muddy the line of succession.

    After coming to shame in Ealdor, Merlin’s brought to Camelot to teach the naive Arthur about what happens in a marital bed.

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    10 Nov 2023

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    After a toxic relationship, Arthur is afraid of getting hurt again, but then he meets Gwen, a scriptwriter he collaborates with in one of his film classes. To win her heart, he plans to cook her the best vegan food she has ever had. The idea would be brilliant, but Arthur is neither vegan, nor can he cook. In a desperate move, he enlists the help of Merlin, the obnoxious barista who works at his favourite coffee shop by day, and is a vegan food vlogger by night.

    With his past as a young offender, and a history of addiction, Merlin can’t find a job as a chef, and his dream of opening his own restaurant someday seems unreachable. He pours all his passion into his food videos, but while his recipes and personality have what it takes, his video making skills are subpar at best.

    Arthur and Merlin put their animosity aside and strike a deal: Merlin will cook for Gwen, and Arthur will claim he made the food, while in exchange, Arthur will help Merlin make better food videos.

    It seems the perfect way to meet everyone's needs …

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    20 Sep 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    Merlin is the idiot that serves Arthur his coffee every morning. One day, he gives Arthur a note that says:

    Hey, if you're not gay, my friend thinks you're cute. Here's her number: 02076 553421

    (And if you are gay, here's mine: 02083 213478)

    And Arthur is very heterosexual about the whole thing.

    Or,
    Merlin slips Arthur his number, and Arthur has a whole gay panic over it.

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    17 Jun 2023

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    “My lord” and “my love” are really very similar sounding phrases, and anyone could make the mistake of mixing them up. However, of course, Arthur would never ever let Merlin live it down.

    Whether Merlin’s lord or his love, at the end of the day, first and foremost; Arthur Pendragon is a giant Prat.

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    03 May 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Arthur's ordered life is about to turned upside down, whether he likes it or not.

    In which a lot of biscuits are eaten and Merlin is a force to be reckoned with.

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    25 Apr 2023