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Patrick’s sloppy mouth returns. David loves it.
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- Part 5 of the sloppy mouth anthology
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Patrick needs to get out of his head before he can finish writing a song. David is there to help.
aka The Return of FratPat
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- Part 4 of FratPat
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After Stevie discovers David's secret bowling talent, she cons him into joining her league. Enter Patrick: cocky, teasing, inconveniently attractive.
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I Put a Spell On You by DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, missgeevious, reginahalliwell, ships_to_sail, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
06 Jul 2020
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David can feel the crowd shift gears. Conversations halt and bodies still. Up until now the music has been a series of the usual strip club songs with a strong, thumping bass good for high energy dancing and thrusting. This song is different. Patrick is different. He has the entire club’s attention immediately.
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Patrick cleared his throat, a classic sign of trying to feign nonchalance. If Patrick wasn’t driving, David was certain his arms would be crossed.
“I said it’s funny because we actually have this at home, leather and lace.”
“I mean, yeah, I probably have the album,” David replied, a bit unsure of the point.
Patrick cleared his throat again. Poor thing, whatever he was trying to articulate was clearly not coming easily. “No,” he half-laughed. “I meant we have leather, and we have lace. You have a couple jackets, you know? And the, ah, lingerie.”
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, FormerlyEmu, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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When you spend nearly all your time with someone, there are bound to be domestic "little irritants." How do Patrick and David work through those when they arise?
Suggested listening: "Being Alive" from Company, one of the most gorgeous and introspective pieces ever written about the reality of relationships.
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When Ed gets stuck behind the same slow driver for a long stretch of his road trip through the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing. When he finds himself at the same rest stop as the offending driver, it's quite another.
This Stede guy is a bit of a lunatic. But when Ed crosses paths with him again several days later, this time stranded on the side of the highway and in need of some assistance, Ed winds up on a slightly different road trip than the one he'd planned to take—with a man he absolutely doesn't plan to fall in love with.
Clearly, plans change.
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14 Nov 2023
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Ed loves sex. Like, really fucking loves sex. Orgasms, specifically. He loves a few other things, too, but god, does he love sex.
With Stede, though, something's been holding him back, and he can't quite put his finger on it. And after all the stops and starts, all the simmering tension between them, Ed would never have imagined that this would be what finally pushes things over the edge.
(Or: Ed does a silly little roleplay, has some orgasms, and reflects on the things that make life worth living.)
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13 Nov 2023
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"Have you seen Patrick or Stevie yet?"
David's throat closes up at their names. Fuck, he didn't realize it would be this hard. "Not yet."
"Well, I know they'd be thrilled to hear you're back," she tells him, sliding his coffee across to him. "Stevie's probably still at the motel right now, but Patrick is at—"
"Thanks so much, Twyla," David cuts her off with his most charming smile and bolts from the café with his tail between his legs.
He didn't realize how not ready he was to be back in Schitt's Creek.
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David has been in love with Patrick Brewer since he was 16 years old. Maybe this is the year he'll let Patrick love him back.(a classic childhood-friends-to-lovers-to-exes-to-friends-with-benefits-to-exes-again-to-lovers au)
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07 Nov 2023
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When Stede comes back to Ed, he’s changed. He’s more confident, more sure of himself, more capable. While Ed struggles to understand who he is (Blackbeard? The Kracken? Edward?) and what his place is after all that has happened, Stede looks after him. Stede takes care of him. Stede tells him what to do, and Ed finds that he likes it—he likes Stede being in control.
One night, when he is alone in the captain’s quarters (earlier in the evening Stede was there, saying, Ed, come here and let me re-braid your hair—there are pieces coming loose everywhere) Ed thinks about Stede and considers the ways he’s changed, the ways he’s still the same, and gets the first erection he’s had in months that wasn’t morning wood. He touches himself in Stede’s old bed, thinks about Stede’s orders morphing into something else: Ed, drop your trousers. Ed, get on your knees. Ed, bend over and let me fuck you like a good boy. He comes with a shudder, shocked at the thoughts and how quickly they put him over the edge.
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Bookmarked by didipickles
19 Sep 2023