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  1. Summary

    At this point, my fantasy SVU spin-off is actually a buddy comedy where Sonny and Barba are lawyer boyfriends, but that doesn't seem at all likely to happen so this is basically just wish-fulfillment.

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  2. Summary

    A series enumerating the many ways powerful hedge fund manager Petyr Baelish collects on his debt when the Starks fall on hard times and Sansa makes a deal to ameliorate the crisis. Or the one in which Petyr is a sadist and Sansa quickly discovers that she may very well be a masochist.

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Richie is 37 years old when he meets Patrick Hockstetter for the second time.

    Or, Richie knows Patrick is up to no good, and he's going to prove it. Eventually.

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    1/?
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    05 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Geralt's firm is hired to provide extra security for a porn shoot. Jaskier is the star, and Geralt can't keep his eyes off of him.
    It's inconvenient, given the threats, a stranger on the roof, and a guard tied up with fetish gear. As his investigation of Jaskier's stalker uncovers evidence of a much larger network of traffickers and abusers, Geralt realizes this case is more complicated than it seems.

    This story is a kinky noir thriller with dry humor, a lot of thirst, a sex worker Jaskier who enjoys his job, and an increasingly frustrated Geralt who really needs to get some action if he's going to stay sane.

    Plot complete at chapter 17.

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    Chapters:
    18/18
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    112
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    14 Jun 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    When you go into business with people you’ve known since childhood, and when the three of you have a history with competitive sports, you don’t hook up with the one and then the other, and expect things to blow over.

    Theon should have known better.

    It’s a good thing, at least, that he’s over Robb – it’s a good thing that he’s not into Jon.

    The first time he stood on top of a slope, with his child-sized pair of skis and a grimace of apprehension, Ned had looked down at him and said, “Try to open your eyes before you hit a tree.” Some advice you never remember until it’s too late.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    25
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    07 May 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Hermione is in the library studying when Malfoy's interruptions cause her to have a little meltdown. She's exhausted, been studying to death, just really needs to get laid... Malfoy can't pass that up after she stands up to him a little. Things begin to change between them as they continue to meet up for the best sex they've had in a long time.

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    16 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Belle spends her nights in the library. She is not alone.

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    9/?
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    28 Mar 2020