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    the prompt speaks for itself: my boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he’s coming to the next holiday party and don’t worry he’s heard all about me too and ALSO there’s this dude i slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when i ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude’s got a good dick AU. please note the change in rating.

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    18 Jan 2017

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    The last thing Emma wants is a set-up from her aggravating co-worker, but sometimes these things are out of our hands. And sometimes, deviant boys cut down trees, and we have to stake out the forest in the dead of night. please note the change in rating.

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    18 Jan 2017

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    Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough...but there's always trouble with faking it. CaptainSwan.

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    18 Jan 2017

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