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    Geralt just really wants Regis to braid his hair.

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    26 Nov 2020

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    Dean doesn't even get halfway through explaining before Bobby starts laughing. When he lets himself think about it for more than five seconds, Dean can almost see Bobby's point: he's faced down demons, witches, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, angels, and Satan himself and now he's been defeated by the God damn Midwest.

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    16 Nov 2020

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    Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.

    And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!

    Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.

    A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.

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    03 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    The snow is thick on the ground when the Goddess appears in his kitchen, taller than usual and holding an axe.

    George eyes the axe warily. “What’s all this about?” 

    “She has deviated from the plan,” the Goddess tells George, voice tight. 

    “Your plan had some holes to begin with,” remarks George. 

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    The best-laid plans of gods and men often go sideways. George/Alanna feat. interfering deities.

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    15 Jul 2020

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    He had seen it, before he was exiled to the Black Gate. Gondor had been crumbling, slowly, under the weight of history and loss and corruption. The return of the King had been a symbol of hope, a pretty tale to cheer the populace. There were none of the bloodline left.

    And yet there was the King’s banner in the middle of the battle at the Black Gate.

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    03 Jun 2020