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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    On their way to Midgard, Valkyrie and Loki follow up on a distress call from another spaceship…
    ... And they end up testing the bounds of reality.

    Or: the three times Valkyrie and Loki fuck.

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    22 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Sam Wilson is partnered with a guy named Jake to complete an assignment for one of his college classes. He hasn't heard from him in a while, so decides to send a text to the number he gave Sam. Turns out it's the wrong number. Though, he doesn't believe the guy texting him back isn't Jake until the guy sends him a selfie (and he's actually hot).

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    21 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Loki’s face goes an interesting shade of red and he stalks closer, wine glass clenched in his hands. She waits, looking up at him, curious despite herself to see what he would do next.

    What he does is say: “I want a rematch.”

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    20 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Once upon a time, Odin put a chastity spell on his second child—neither his second nor his child, but no matter, apparently—to be broken by Loki's spouse on his wedding night. Too bad Odin never got around to finding Loki that spouse.

    “So you want me to marry you and help you fulfill the binding,” Val said. Fuck, he’d never gotten off in his life. Explained a lot, really.

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    19 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Or, the conversations between Hamilton and Angelica we never heard but always suspected took place. Vignettes from the Winter Ball, as well as later in Hamilton's life.

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    19 Jan 2021

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