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It was just little things, really, that gave David the idea. Well, mostly little things; there was that one big thing.
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Up Claus And Personal - Secret Santa in Schitt's Creek by edie4711 for lanime17
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
24 Dec 2020
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“The rule,” he intoned, “is as follows: All gifts shall be homemade.”
“My god,” David said, wincing.
“How drunk were you last year when you came up with that rule?” Stevie asked.
“‘We’,” corrected Patrick. “How drunk were ‘we’ last year when ‘we’ came up with that rule.”
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A sound startles David out of his thoughts. A high-pitched, mournful sort of sound.
What the fuck is that?
It’s coming from the sunroom at the back of the house. It sounds like a…bird? No, it can’t be a bird, it’s after dark. It’s definitely an animal sound, though. Owl? A baby? David shudders, then shakes it off; it’s a ridiculous thought. No one alive would think leaving a baby on David Rose’s doorstep in the night is a good idea.
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“Ew,” Alexis says. “Stop groping him, David. Tonight is my scheduled quality bonding time with Patrick. You’re supposed to be passing out candy.”
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It's Halloween, Alexis is in town, and Patrick promised to do face masks and watch Twitches.
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- Part 11 of as good a place to fall as any
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29 Jul 2023
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Alexis has some sad realizations about David's past and how absent she’s been in his life until now.
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15 Jul 2023
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Patrick had been in a mood all day. David could attribute it to the shipping delay on the order of body milk, or the vendor who called right during the morning rush to renegotiate his contract, or fact that Patrick's favorite blue pen ran out of ink and he was forced to use black. But the truth was, Patrick had just woken up in A Mood.
On the positive side, there was one thing that always, always worked when Patrick got like this.
On the negative side... sometimes it took a lot to get Patrick to admit he wanted it.
Like, a lot, a lot.
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29 May 2023
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“Come on, David. What’s something you’ve never done that you want to try?”
David rolls his eyes dramatically. “Let’s see, I’ve bathed in red wine at Yunessun Onsen, gotten high with the cast of One Tree Hill at the Teen Choice Awards, and been hogtied and flogged until the whole world was sensation. What more is there?” His tone is light and playful, that sparkle in his eye that says what he’s saying is true, but definitely intended to scandalise. “What about you, though? What haven’t you done that you want to?”
Patrick should have a charming, flirty-but-not-over-the-line answer. That’s how they go, this back and forth between them. Except, everything has been wiped out of his head by David’s words. “That thing you said. I’ve never done that.”
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28 May 2023
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the 2015-2021 new year's eve sexploits of david rose, age: [redacted]
or: 7 years, 10 orgasms. you do the math.
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24 May 2023