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    Rhett and Link recently announced Bleak Creek, an alternate universe OC fic they're writing and publishing together. Really, this series is just that, except the OC's I'm using are the ones Rhett and Link created for us. Lohn and Redd, Seaborne and Roach, Randy and Dandy, Ryder and Raindrop, Brax and Miri, Nugget and Twig... the possibilities are endless. And technically... it's still rhink.

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    “You like these?” he asks. It’s a silly question, right? He doesn’t actually want a response, does he? He must not because he shakes his head, fingers the fabric again. “Are you wearing some right now?”

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    19 Jan 2020

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    I also like this

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    Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, and—to everyone’s surprise—Draco Malfoy are opening a magical tea shop to revive wizarding tea culture and, hopefully, to bring the community together after the war. Harry, who is unemployed and trying to find his way in post-war society, wants to help his friends with their new business—but that means spending a lot of time around Malfoy. Featuring Muggle music from summer 2001, trips to the Muggle cinema, herbology and magical herbal infusions, and Draco trying to convince Harry that, while he’s still a snarky git, he’s no longer a bigot.

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    07 Jan 2020

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    back on my drarry bullshit with a banger

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    In 2026, seven years after the end of Buzzfeed Unsolved, a guy walks into a bar.

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    25 Jul 2019

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    this instilled in me a longing and nostalgia the likes of which i don't know what to do with

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    20 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GODDAMN

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    "You can't have been a demon," Aziraphale said. "No one used to be a demon. Why would you say that?"

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    18 Jul 2019