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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    Jaskier doesn't have a death wish; he just has a low threshold for boredom.

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    Jaskier doesn’t have a death wish, but he does have a tendency to run headfirst into danger, to seek bigger and brighter thrills, because the alternative is wasting away into a parody of who he could have been, and he would rather die than succumb to such a fate.

    Jaskier is still trying to figure out the shape of the empty thing in his chest when he spots a muscular loner drinking alone at the edge of the world, and a fire ignites within him. This man, he thinks later, when he is crumpled in the dirt and trying to remember how to breathe, will take him to the brink of death and back. This man is everything his destiny shouldn’t be.

    So when Geralt of Rivia walks away, Jaskier follows.

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    14 Feb 2020

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    [chef's kiss]

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    “You like these?” he asks. It’s a silly question, right? He doesn’t actually want a response, does he? He must not because he shakes his head, fingers the fabric again. “Are you wearing some right now?”

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    19 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I also like this

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    The thing is that he’s exhausted. They’ve been at this all day, wading through crowds, passing microphones, and (in Griffin’s case, at least) sweating profusely. He’s not great at this stuff when he’s got like, responsibilities involved with it all, even if he is with his brothers the whole time.

    So like, no, Trav, he absolutely, one-hundred percent does not want to pose with you like you were the mascot.

    He wants to leave.

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    18 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    what can i say, i like what i like

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, and—to everyone’s surprise—Draco Malfoy are opening a magical tea shop to revive wizarding tea culture and, hopefully, to bring the community together after the war. Harry, who is unemployed and trying to find his way in post-war society, wants to help his friends with their new business—but that means spending a lot of time around Malfoy. Featuring Muggle music from summer 2001, trips to the Muggle cinema, herbology and magical herbal infusions, and Draco trying to convince Harry that, while he’s still a snarky git, he’s no longer a bigot.

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    07 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    back on my drarry bullshit with a banger

  5. Rec *

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    20 Jul 2019

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    GODDAMN

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    "You can't have been a demon," Aziraphale said. "No one used to be a demon. Why would you say that?"

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    18 Jul 2019

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    Aziraphale knew Crowley liked him. He'd known it with a horrible clarity since around 1100, which was at least a thousand years after the first time he'd thought of kissing Crowley, and some eight hundred and odd before it occurred to him that the specific quality of Crowley's regard could be very dangerous for both of them, if they actually admitted their feelings aloud.

    It was also two weeks since any of that had mattered at all anymore.

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    18 Jul 2019

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish

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    05 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the year is 2019. i can't believe i've lived this long without reading this fic. there's some truly gorgeous turns of phrase in here, as well as a great concept, and i'm into it all. angel sex, yall.

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    “You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.”

    Or: what happened after the [ we all got hit by a ] bus scene (aka "you could stay at my place, if you like")....

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    02 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    you know? i thought that good omens couldn't be more important to me. and that i had read all the fic there was. and then, well, we know what happened. and now there's this fic. and isn't that just wonderful?

  10. Public Bookmark 7

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    They’re back-to-chest, and Link is nearly bent over his kitchen counter, and Dave leans in close, murmurs a low, “Do you want people to know we’re sleeping together?”

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    28 Dec 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    there are certain rarepairs that i cannot fucking bear being rarepairs, and this is one of them. this writer is incredible. read all her stuff. especially read this fic, after reading the fic that comes before. you won't regret a second.

  11. Rec 20

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    Vex is on the prowl.

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    06 Nov 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the end made me laugh too fucking hard, humor after hotness, 100% in character, i'm alive

  12. Rec 15

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    "Why's it always gotta be witches."

    (aka the 'sex pollen' Tropetastic Tuesday prompt.)

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    02 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this made my whole day // i will reread this often // end bookmark haiku

  13. Rec 15

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    “Not that I don’t love having Barry’s thigh pressed sensually against my own,” Jamie starts, “but would someone care to remind me exactly why we thought it was a good idea for the four of us not only to take one car on this seven-hour journey, but to take the smallest car we own between us? No, no, Baz, get your damn hand off my leg!”

    Up in the front seat, Mike laughs. He shares a grin with Ben, watching through the rearview mirror as Jamie and Barry scuffle.

    “Mike’s car has the most efficient gas consumption,” Ben says reasonably from the driver’s seat.

    “Alright, sure, fine, but it’s a bloody tighter fit than Mike’s skinny jeans,” Jamie says, giving Barry a solid shove against the door.

    “Hey!”

    “And twice as sweaty,” Barry contributes, pushing back.

    “Hey.”

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    06 Mar 2017

  14. Rec 69

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    Frank had said, “Don’t let that boy get you cornered, Rhett. Don’t let him get his hands on you. He’s small, but he packs a wallop. You best stay on your toes, and you best keep him in your sight. If I don’t hear from you in three days, I’ll let your family know.”

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    02 Feb 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    picture me as rhettandlicks.com, mouthing at a pane of glass

  15. Rec 15

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    “Hi,” Danny says, like he doesn’t have his arms full of bright, neon-colored balloons. “How was your shower?”

    “Did you rob a clown,” Brian says flatly.

    “I have drugs!” Danny singsongs in reply, stepping into the room and letting the balloons tumble out of his arms and go rolling in random directions.

    “Are those drugs LSD, and did you take them ten minutes ago?”

    Danny laughs at him and scoops up one of the balloons, pops it into the air in Brian’s direction. “No— The concert, remember? You were asking about whippets. And here they are. I made whippets appear. I’m the goddamn whippet king.”

    “Ah,” Brian says, letting the door swing shut and catching the balloon before it hits the floor. “I remember. And then I said, ‘after the concert, why don’t you go out in your boxers and buy drugs?’ That was my favorite part of the conversation.”

    “These are indeed my drug-buying boxers,” Danny says, agreeably and without hesitation.

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    20 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    did you mean the reason i live because BOY AM I LIVING

  16. Public Bookmark 5

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    Joel talks the guys into going to a waterpark. Burnie get's the short and tight end of the swimsuit stack. They all get stuck in an elevator. Sex ensues.

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    28 Nov 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is a fucking masterpiece, i have ascended, i have also probably woken up my neighbors with my screeching

  17. Public Bookmark 37

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    So, maybe Rhett's had better ideas before.

    (AKA, length vs. breadth and the definitive results thereof.)

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    13 Sep 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy canoli

  18. Public Bookmark 5

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    Stop fucking talking,” Joel grates out as he moves forward, and by some miracle, Brian does. That’s probably because Joel reaches out and grabs him by the shirt, jerks him forward hard enough that he hears stitching strain and snap in Brian’s shirt as he crashes their mouths together in a kiss that’s more bite than anything, lacking finesse or grace or care but god, Brian shuts up, that’s all that matters; he shuts up and bites back, makes pain burst sharply in Joel’s mouth like pop rocks, like cheap plastic explosives.

    And, well. At this point, it’d be rude not to follow through.

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    26 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ahh yes the other Great Super Frustrating Thing that anarch made that's going to fully kill me one day

  19. Public Bookmark 6

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    Matt looks impossibly smug and exhausted all at once. “Sorry.”

    “No, you’re not,” Joel complains, and Matt just laughs and collapses against him and, okay, that’s gross, that’s awful. Joel pulls a face at the slick, sticky feeling and struggles to get out from under Matt before the mood is totally ruined.

    Matt grins and buries his face in the crook of Joel’s neck and doesn’t move a fucking inch.

    “I hate you,” Joel decides, letting his head fall back against the couch cushion. “I hate— You’re doing my laundry.”

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    18 May 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    STILL SCREAMING STILL NOT OKAY STILL REALLY TURNED ON THANKS EM

  20. Rec *

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    In this fandom, there are things you don’t talk about.

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    23 Jun 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Galaxy Quest canon CANON???? Kudos to the writer for some of the most well-written fic within the most least popular Fandom ever. Seriously, well done.

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