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  1. Rec 26

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    But what do lowblood dates consist of? Apparently, troll McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed by the light of a laptop screen and a CD blasting dubstep remixes of Boney M songs to drown out the dubiously sexual noises coming from the upstairs apartment.

    Oh, and a lot of failed romantic overtures.

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    05 Jul 2020

  2. Rec 5

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    "Two chums just relaxing poolside, contemplating the evolution of their bromance.”

    “I hate that you said bromance just now.”

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    04 Jul 2020

  3. Rec 59

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    Dirk has a bad habit of thinking things are completely fine until they're undeniably not. His relationship with Jake is no exception. Then Jake breaks up with him over the phone.

    When he goes to try convince Jake not to do this, he is instead met by Jake's cousin, John, who informs him Jake left the country. He and John end up spending a lot of time together.

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    22 Jun 2020

  4. Rec 42

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    You saved his body for a reason, right? Maybe it doesn’t even have to be the end for him. Endings are kind of overrated anyway.

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    09 Jun 2020

  5. Rec 68

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    You may not know fuckall about romance according to Karkat's tearjerker flicks, but you know your martial history just fucking fine, and bringing your resources to bear on someone else's fight is a flush gesture with a long and noble tradition. "Lemme come help you out. It'll be easier with company, right? I can help you get the preparations done. An' I can bring provisions for while you're hivebound."

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    09 Jun 2020