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It Is What It Is (But That's Not All That It Has To Be) by embalmer56, sadistically_sweet
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
13 Nov 2019
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Actions have consequences, most of which are born out by other people. No one knows that more than Sherlock.
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- Part 5 of The 'Co-' Series
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"Mycroft is a terrible big brother" by Sherlock Holmes; Alternatively,"My'coff is a goo' bay'bee si'dder" by Jawn Wa'dson" by embalmer56, sadistically_sweet
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Nov 2019
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- Part 3 of The 'Co-' Series
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Naptime can occur in even the most unlikely of places.
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- Part 6 of The 'Co-' Series
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Listening Ears by embalmer56, sadistically_sweet
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Dec 2018
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Bedtimes are tough, even if you’re an Avenger.
Especially if you’re an Avenger. -
That One Owl City Song (...Five Hundred is Close to Ten Million, Right?) by embalmer56, sadistically_sweet
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
11 Oct 2017
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Mycroft has a shipment of fireflies sent in and set them free in the greenhouse.
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- Part 4 of The 'Co-' Series
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The 'Co-' Series by embalmer56, sadistically_sweet
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 Nov 2019
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The Adventures of Baby Sherlock and Daddy Watson. by embalmer56, princessladybug
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Jan 2017
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Khuzdul terms of endearment are pretty common and Bilbo has heard them all, though he's a little wary of using Hobbit terms of endearment as he's not sure how well they will translate. But after so many years of being together he decides he can't help himself anymore...and it turns out to be the best decision.
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05 Mar 2021
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Something to Start With by MulaSaWala, storyforsomeone
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Aug 2020
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“What is that?”
Thorin follows his gaze. “Oh, that. During the fight with Azog he stabbed me through the foot from beneath the ice.”
“He did what?!” Bilbo near yelps, and sure enough, now that he looks closer he can see where Azog’s blade must have pierced the top of the boot. Valar above, it had cleaved straight through. “Thorin, why in Eru’s name hasn’t this been looked at?”
Thorin stares at him like he had forgotten Bilbo was an idiot. “I expect Óin had more pressing matters to attend to. Like, I suppose, the mortal stab wound in my chest.”
_Or, where some things get lost in translation, courting mishaps have the whole kingdom losing their minds, and simple acts of kindness and love can go a long way.
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14 Oct 2020
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in which certain things are crossed out by giucorreias for TwistedRomance
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Dec 2018
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Bilbo was ready for Thorin to hate him.
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13 Sep 2020
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an airing of grievances by twelvemagpies
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Oct 2019
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Bilbo extends his stay in Erebor to wait out the winter and aid with the reconstruction however he can: namely, by creating quite a problem of his own.
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16 Aug 2020
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It starts off as your average romantic fairy-story: A Dwarrow prince and his lover are cursed by a pretender to the throne, forced to spend a decade wandering the wilds in search of a way to break the spell. But just as Smaug gets ready to consolidate his power within Erebor, a possible cure presents itself, and Dwalin and Thorin are in a rush to get home. However, getting into the mountain unnoticed is far from easy.
Neither is getting out of it, for that matter.
Bilbo Baggins, a Hobbit thief from the Shire, is the only being in living memory to have escaped Erebor's dungeons alive. While he wants nothing more than to be able to make his way home, his plans are fouled when he accidentally crosses paths with a mysterious battle-scarred warrior and his peculiar blue-eyed raven. To make matters worse, he's being plagued by strange dreams involving a terrifying black wolf and the beautiful Dwarf who cares for it.
Things soon get complicated, and Bilbo, Thorin, and Dwalin soon find that things are never as simple as they seem, and that home as a concept is thoroughly what you make of it.
[The Dwagginshield medium-burn Ladyhawke (1985) AU that absolutely nobody asked for, but here you go]
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16 Aug 2020