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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Sewing is hard. The Avengers make it harder.

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    07 May 2021

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    05 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    It’s as Johnny’s throwing together the blandest sandwich known to man that a group of teenagers walks in.

    This in itself is not unusual. If one were to take a survey, they would find that Subway’s biggest consumers are stoned teens and lonely middle-aged white dudes in khaki shorts and bucket hats who make dad jokes that Johnny has no patience for, like, “I’ll take a Long Island iced tea.”

    What the fuck is Johnny supposed to say to that?

    These kids are all dressed up though and it’s because of the costumes that Johnny doesn’t recognise one of them for two whole seconds.

    And then he does.

    And he squeaks.

    or: the gang summon a spirit

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    05 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Peter is sneaking back into his room when it happens.

    He’s ducking under the window and hears a loud thud. Peter jerks in surprise, hits his head against the window frame, and subsequently flops onto his carpet with a thud of his own. “Oh, ow,” he hisses, rubbing his head. “Ouchie, ow—hey May, you alright?”

    It’s two in the morning, so odds are she’s just off work. He stumbles into the living area and then freezes.

    She’s on the floor, up against their old stained corduroy couch, clutching at her chest and wincing.

    or: may has a heart attack and peter is simply not jazzed about it

    (don’t worry, she doesn’t die)

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    05 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Wait, you’re not concussed or something, are you?”

    “Nope,” says Peter.

    May squints. “Get injected with weird substances?” Pauses. “Drink? Smoke weed?”

    “May!”

    “I won’t be mad! Just be honest!”

    “I didn’t take drugs, oy gevalt.

    or: 5 times peter parker passes out in front of various friends and family members + the 1 time he passes out in front of tony (and tony flips his shit)

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    05 May 2021

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