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There’s a routine to this, a protocol, a set of preordained steps just barely brushing the edge of ritual. Lan Zhan doesn’t keep his family’s traditional hours, but he’s still not half the night owl Wei Ying is: by ten thirty, he’s yawning, frowning down at his tablet, doing the fuzzy-eyed slow blink that means he’s getting sleepy.
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separate circles in a crowded hall by etben for caughtinanocean
Fandoms: The Half of It (2020)
16 Dec 2020
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Ellie and Aster stay in touch, afterwards.
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The room is dark, the shutters pulled, and at first Nile can’t quite make sense of what she’s seeing. It’s Joe and Nicky, of course, sitting on the bed—well. Nile stops, tilts her head, blinks. Nicky is sitting, arguably, leaning back on an actual mountain of pillows. Joe is sprawled on the bed, between Joe’s spread legs, and he’s—he’s got—his hand is—
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“Okay, so.” David blinks, his heart rate slowing. “So, just to clarify, you’re saying that you haven’t spent the past three weeks secretly stewing about this.”
“I mean.” Patrick fidgets. “Not in a bad way?”
(In a sexy way)
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Beyond getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview. —Lemony Snicket
Patrick’s job interview goes okay, actually.
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, MapleLeafSquareRoot, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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your problem as a mountain. by crowry
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2021
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Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang keep up a lively correspondence after their time at Cloud Recesses. It gets even livelier when, due to Nie Huaisang’s limited allowance, they have to start writing their own porn to discuss. It’s really not Nie Huaisang’s fault that his brother thought the letters marked “Lan Wangji” were FOR Lan Wangji!
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24 Jan 2021
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Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace by Prim_the_Amazing for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Nov 2020
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“Oh, no,” Sasha says, in a horrified, delighted sort of way.
“Okay, now I’ve gotta see this,” Tim says, getting up as well.
Martin gets close enough to see the title printed out on the cover in big, blocky text. Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace.
Tim lets out a bark of laughter as soon as he comes close enough to see it. Jon is holding the book like it’s a piece of garbage he’d very much like to drop into the bin before going to wash his hands, touching it as little as possible.
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The Archives crew stumble across a Leitner.
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20 Jan 2021
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i could bite my tongue by astrolesbian
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Jan 2021
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“Tell me,” Lan Zhan hums, hands on her thighs. The laugh in her voice feels suddenly cold, mocking. Wei Ying jerks away.
“It’s not funny,” she mutters, sliding back a little; she misses Lan Zhan’s warmth but doesn’t think she’s ever wanted to be touched less, stomach churning in humiliation.
“Wei Ying?” Lan Zhan sits up, alarmed. The lust and humor is gone from her voice; Wei Ying is very suddenly ashamed of that, too.
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Apex Predators In Island Ecosystems (Freeman et al., in press) by Sixthlight
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
13 Jan 2021
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Palaeobotany PhD student Nile Freeman and her supervisor Joe al-Kaysani are invited to billionaire Stephen Merrick’s new project – a theme park full of cloned dinosaurs. What could possibly go wrong?
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13 Jan 2021
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Wei Ying said, “You know, in some ways I’m kind of depressed. I took your biggest dick on my first try. Now I don’t have anything to build up to.”
“There are bigger ones available,” Lan Zhan said lazily. “I can pay for express shipping.”
(Lan Zhan works the late shift.)