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  1. Summary

    The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:

    "Is it a little weird that - "
    "It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."

    This is what happened there.

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    Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang keep up a lively correspondence after their time at Cloud Recesses. It gets even livelier when, due to Nie Huaisang’s limited allowance, they have to start writing their own porn to discuss. It’s really not Nie Huaisang’s fault that his brother thought the letters marked “Lan Wangji” were FOR Lan Wangji!

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    24 Jan 2021

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    “Oh, no,” Sasha says, in a horrified, delighted sort of way. 

    “Okay, now I’ve gotta see this,” Tim says, getting up as well. 

    Martin gets close enough to see the title printed out on the cover in big, blocky text. Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace. 

    Tim lets out a bark of laughter as soon as he comes close enough to see it. Jon is holding the book like it’s a piece of garbage he’d very much like to drop into the bin before going to wash his hands, touching it as little as possible. 

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    The Archives crew stumble across a Leitner.

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    20 Jan 2021

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    “Tell me,” Lan Zhan hums, hands on her thighs. The laugh in her voice feels suddenly cold, mocking. Wei Ying jerks away.

    “It’s not funny,” she mutters, sliding back a little; she misses Lan Zhan’s warmth but doesn’t think she’s ever wanted to be touched less, stomach churning in humiliation.

    “Wei Ying?” Lan Zhan sits up, alarmed. The lust and humor is gone from her voice; Wei Ying is very suddenly ashamed of that, too.

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    19 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    extremely soft and sweet and good.

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Palaeobotany PhD student Nile Freeman and her supervisor Joe al-Kaysani are invited to billionaire Stephen Merrick’s new project – a theme park full of cloned dinosaurs. What could possibly go wrong?

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    13 Jan 2021

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    Wei Ying said, “You know, in some ways I’m kind of depressed. I took your biggest dick on my first try. Now I don’t have anything to build up to.”

    “There are bigger ones available,” Lan Zhan said lazily. “I can pay for express shipping.”

    (Lan Zhan works the late shift.)

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    08 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YOWZA.