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    Stiles finds a baby on the porch.

    It looks exactly like him.

    Well, this is awkward.

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    30 Apr 2021

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    drunktuesdays: Let's taunt ourselves with fic that we will never write.

    Stiles is sitting in English class when the thought first occurs to him. They’ve been talking about the ending of Jane Eyre, and Rochester’s fate, and the concept of disability as punishment, and his mind jumps to Derek ordering him to cut off his arm, and he wonders idly whether the arm would have grown back or, more likely, just healed over the stump immediately, and huh, he thinks with a sudden thrill, huh, there’s no way Derek Hale is circumcised.

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    24 Apr 2021

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    “Three weeks,” Derek says.

    “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

    “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

    “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

    “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

    “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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    22 Apr 2021

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    He catches Derek by the arm and Derek lets himself be turned, surprised when Stiles shoves a small box into his hands. “I don’t know if you still celebrate it or what but… I wanted you to know someone was thinking about you. Happy birthday.”

    Then he squeezes Derek’s arm and bolts, gone before Derek can think to stop him.

    He opens the box standing there, only to find one singular, misshapen, sloppily-frosted, cupcake, with a candle in the box next to it. It’s kind of squished despite the paper towel all around it to keep it from banging around in the box.

    Derek has to take a moment to sit down because yeah, he can’t deny it anymore.

    He’s gone on Stiles.

    OR: Pining fic, because I'm as bad at summaries as I am at titles!

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    20 Apr 2021

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    It’s been ten years since he’s seen Derek Hale, but Stiles would recognize that ass anywhere.

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    17 Apr 2021