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    This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;
    And to do that well craves a kind of wit:
    He must observe their mood on whom he jests,
    The quality of persons, and the time,
    And, like the haggard, check at every feather
    That comes before his eye. This is a practise
    As full of labour as a wise man's art
    For folly that he wisely shows is fit;
    But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit.”

    - William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

    Lucretia feeds their history to the Voidfish and scatters her friends down in the world. What she hadn't considered was Taako not forgetting at all.

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    12 Sep 2020

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    Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.

    Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.

    So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?

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    12 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    Kravitz's number is left on a bathroom stall wall. Taako decides to text him. Neither of them have any idea who the other is.

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    12 Sep 2020

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    Angus McDonald might be the world's greatest detective, he's still eleven years old. Legally, somebody has to take care of him.

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    12 Sep 2020

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    Lup is good at a lot of things. Magic, chaos, blowing things up, cooking…the list goes on.

    But she’s best at knowing her brother. And it doesn’t take much to see that Taako is being suspicious as fuck.

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    12 Sep 2020