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    It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and a student needs a snake for her defense.

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    03 Jan 2021

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    EXTREMELY funny if you have any experience in academia or any kind of committee-run business

  2. Rec 6

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    Blackadder schemes to take advantage of Darling's talents.

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    02 Jan 2021

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    Great Blackadder voice

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    Hastings is at sea, in more ways than one.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    Hastings and Poirot are aboard a cruise ship, and Hastings, to his innocent confusion, discovers fellow passengers have made assumptions about the nature of their relationship. Delicious.

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    The first time Eddie suggests they have sex, Venom is, more than anything else, extremely confused.

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    31 Dec 2018

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    Hilarious and hot, smart romcom xeno that leans into the awkwardness and I love it.

  5. Rec 12

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    The techs find it funny when Logan puts in his requests.

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    31 Dec 2018

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    I had never considered this pairing but wow. Really psychologically sophisticated re. the dissonance of intimacy with a host, the hovering between honesty and dishonesty, of being intensely present with this person but also intensely alone when you remember they're not a person. Anyway I would like to bang Teddy while weeping about my own loneliness now :D:D:D