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    Harry Potter is captured by Voldemort and the Dark Lord has plans for him that involve the essence of many different dark creatures. What Voldemort cannot know is that the presence of Draco Malfoy will affect the outcome of his plots and change everything.

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    26 Apr 2020

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    12 Sep 2019

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    “Actually, the fact that it’s forbidden is a point in its favour. I intend to make the absolute most of my newfound freedom.” Aziraphale blinks, and Crowley could swear he saw something wicked surface and disappear in those pale blue eyes of his. “Dearest, you can close your mouth now. You look quite like a fish out of water.”
    Crowley does close his mouth. “I—you—I just—I was not expecting you to agree so quickly.”
    Aziraphale steps closer to him, putting a hand on his cheek. “Why would I ever deny you something you want?” Crowley decides to be gracious and not point out Aziraphale has a long history of doing exactly that. But that was before. This is now.
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    Crowley asks Aziraphale to use his angelic powers on him in bed.
    Of course, because this is Crowley, he does not realize he’s in way over his head until it’s too late.

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    18 Aug 2019

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    15 Aug 2019

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    These two idiots watch porn and fall in love.

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    Four Times the Doctor and Rose Fucked... and One Time They Made Love

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    25 Jul 2019