firewoodfigs



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    3,109
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    3
  2. Words:
    6,550
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    2
  3. Words:
    25,538
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    5
  4. Words:
    6,538
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
  5. Words:
    15,968
    Works:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 50

    Tags
    Summary

    Loid is an imperial scholar, and Yor seems to collect Tonitrus Bolts like there's no tomorrow - but maybe they're not so different, in the end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    2,140

    11 Mar 2024

  2. Rec 83

    Tags
    Summary

    Anya asks Loid when his birthday is. Twilight lies — or tries to, at least.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    2,324

    25 Dec 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 42

    Tags
    Summary

    “Anya let it slip that Becky has something of a crush on you.”

    Loid’s face heats, and he clears his throat. “How on earth could she? I’ve barely met the kid.”

    “You can’t blame Becky,” Yor starts.

    “I guess not. Kid’s whims are always--”

    “You’re very kind and handsome, and--”

    They both stop. At this rate, Loid will never get Yor’s hair untangled. He shakes himself and continues, about halfway through at this point. He should just leave it, but he can practically feel Yor vibrating with doubt, and what sort of husband would be comfortable abandoning his wife to her anxious thoughts?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,052
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2,090

    23 Dec 2023

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "You just need to give him a big slap across that stupid face of his!"
    “No, I don’t want to do anything like that,” Yor insisted, waving her hands in dismissal of the idea. “He hasn’t said or done anything harmful, not really, and -”
    "He can't take no for an answer! He's like a spoiled child!" Camilla argued, glaring at the other woman’s excuses. “Be more firm, dumbass! Tell him you already have a stud of a husband and to get lost!”
    “Whatever you do, it’d be better to settle this as quickly as possible.” Sharon continued, looking at the assassin with less sympathy and more exasperation. “Some people have been whispering around that you two are having a workplace affair.”
    Her heart leapt out of her throat. "An - an AFFAIR!?"

    A.K.A. It's no secret that Yor Forger is not as skilled dealing with men, and people in general, as she is with killing. So, when a new coworker gets a little too comfortable flirting with her, she has to take a stand to protect her dignity and image as a perfect wife, all while reflecting on what her pretend marriage actually means to her.
    A.K.A. Unfortunately, even badass anime assassins are not immune to stubborn misogynists and workplace harassers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    1,186
    Bookmarks:
    229
    Hits:
    7,300

    08 Dec 2023

  5. Rec 33

    Tags
    Summary

    Four times Twilight and Thorn Princess are interrupted during their honeymoon, and one time they aren’t.

    For "TwiYor Valentine Week 2023" [Day #5: Honeymoon].

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,754
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2,800

    03 Nov 2023

Navigation