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when the sun came up by firewoodfigs
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
25 Feb 2024
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All of a sudden, Loid can’t seem to fathom a universe where he doesn’t want to cook for Yor every single day. And hormones be damned—he’d take celibacy with Yor over intimacy with any other girl, if that’s what she wants.
Or: in which a disillusioned, borderline depressed British cook surviving on mostly cold beans keeps bumping into a certain florist--or, as Kundera might say, "a woman born of six fortuities in your life".
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In which a trained assassin, highly proficient with knives, accidentally slices her palm open with one while at work.
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- Part 1 of Alphabet Series
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A fanfiction where Yor discovers the joys and tribulations of fanfiction.
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For as long as he’d known, conflict was a constant; unceasing as the sea.
He’s born on the edge of the world, right on the cusp of strife. The radio often burbles with such rumours of war—and even louder than that, the one his parents wage at home. Everyday without fail. There isn’t much that a boy of seven can do to stop that, much like how diplomacy proves futile in the face of mounting hostility. The fights generally conclude the same way: let’s just do it for our son, coupled with a resigned sigh or a bruised cheek. Or a picture frame, shattered beyond recognition.
Each time, his mother looks remarkably dour, and his father—well, his father won’t even look at him.
Since there’s nothing he can change, he adapts.
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Or: in which Twilight’s upbringing leaves him a little more than averse to conflict.
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- Part 1 of here we stand, unafraid of the future
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all the love we unravel by firewoodfigs for nightofnyx8
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
08 Dec 2023
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It’s the mission that leads him to think that she’s almost incandescent in the morning light like this: safe and warm and here.
Or: a series of social and sartorial conundrums that lead to something more.
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in sickness and in health by firewoodfigs
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
03 May 2021
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Royai Week 2020 by firewoodfigs
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
12 Jun 2020
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Loid is an imperial scholar, and Yor seems to collect Tonitrus Bolts like there's no tomorrow - but maybe they're not so different, in the end.
Bookmarked by firewoodfigs
11 Mar 2024
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five truths and a lie by glacialdawn for RachelLyseBrook
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
24 Dec 2023
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Anya asks Loid when his birthday is. Twilight lies — or tries to, at least.
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Bookmarked by firewoodfigs
25 Dec 2023
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“Anya let it slip that Becky has something of a crush on you.”
Loid’s face heats, and he clears his throat. “How on earth could she? I’ve barely met the kid.”
“You can’t blame Becky,” Yor starts.
“I guess not. Kid’s whims are always--”
“You’re very kind and handsome, and--”
They both stop. At this rate, Loid will never get Yor’s hair untangled. He shakes himself and continues, about halfway through at this point. He should just leave it, but he can practically feel Yor vibrating with doubt, and what sort of husband would be comfortable abandoning his wife to her anxious thoughts?
Bookmarked by firewoodfigs
23 Dec 2023
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Mission 17.33: Eliminate The Workplace Flirt by AniMEGontheReg
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
30 Oct 2022
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"You just need to give him a big slap across that stupid face of his!"
“No, I don’t want to do anything like that,” Yor insisted, waving her hands in dismissal of the idea. “He hasn’t said or done anything harmful, not really, and -”
"He can't take no for an answer! He's like a spoiled child!" Camilla argued, glaring at the other woman’s excuses. “Be more firm, dumbass! Tell him you already have a stud of a husband and to get lost!”
“Whatever you do, it’d be better to settle this as quickly as possible.” Sharon continued, looking at the assassin with less sympathy and more exasperation. “Some people have been whispering around that you two are having a workplace affair.”
Her heart leapt out of her throat. "An - an AFFAIR!?"A.K.A. It's no secret that Yor Forger is not as skilled dealing with men, and people in general, as she is with killing. So, when a new coworker gets a little too comfortable flirting with her, she has to take a stand to protect her dignity and image as a perfect wife, all while reflecting on what her pretend marriage actually means to her.
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Bookmarked by firewoodfigs
08 Dec 2023
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Four times Twilight and Thorn Princess are interrupted during their honeymoon, and one time they aren’t.
For "TwiYor Valentine Week 2023" [Day #5: Honeymoon].
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Bookmarked by firewoodfigs
03 Nov 2023